1st Year Newbie goes mad with money needs help

[Mappy]

All
Contracting Since Jan ( Limited Company)
Not paid any paye yet
Not paid any VAT yet
Spent a whole chunk of money
(transfers from business account to personal as and when needed)
Not done anything accoutancy wise

Now very worried about end of year
Head well and truly buried in sand

Will a good accountant be able to sort out the mess ?
Will the tax man be pi$$ed that I havent paid him owt yet ?
What about all the cash transfers ! ( hardly schduled dividends?)

What to do ?
HELP!

[Cowboy Bob]

Surely this isn't for real...

[The Lone Gunman]

All
Contracting Since Jan ( Limited Company)
Not paid any paye yet
Not paid any VAT yet
Spent a whole chunk of money
(transfers from business account to personal as and when needed)
Not done anything accoutancy wise

Now very worried about end of year
Head well and truly buried in sand

Will a good accountant be able to sort out the mess ?
Will the tax man be pi$$ed that I havent paid him owt yet ?
What about all the cash transfers ! ( hardly schduled dividends?)

What to do ?
HELP!

Get a good lawyer and hope that Bubba isn't too interested in you.

[NotAllThere]

Find an accountant quickly. Expect to spend/repay lots of money.

NotAllThere

[Lockhouse]

If you are VAT registered, get an accountant quick. It's not too late to sort things out but you must act now.

[ElectricChair]

All
Contracting Since Jan ( Limited Company)
Not paid any paye yet
Not paid any VAT yet
Spent a whole chunk of money
(transfers from business account to personal as and when needed)
Not done anything accoutancy wise

Now very worried about end of year
Head well and truly buried in sand

Will a good accountant be able to sort out the mess ?
Will the tax man be pi$$ed that I havent paid him owt yet ?
What about all the cash transfers ! ( hardly schduled dividends?)

What to do ?
HELP!

I shouldn't worry - prison is very nice. 3 meals a day. plenty of rest. no annoying phone calls. no annoying users.

[BA to the Stars]

I shouldn't worry - prison is very nice. 3 meals a day. plenty of rest. no annoying phone calls. no annoying users.

The pimps are different too

[ChimpMaster]

Shirley this is a joke?

[FiveTimes]

Carry on and enjoy the ride... spend,spend, spend

or get hold of a good accountant and take up religion. It might help, but I doubt it

[ElectricChair]

Carry on and enjoy the ride... spend,spend, spend

or get hold of a good accountant and take up religion. It might help, but I doubt it

but which is the best religion?