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    Any of you Laaaaandaners near park royal?
    You should be able to see a large plume of smoke if you look out of your windows and you might possibly wish to start evacuating.

    Chaos on the roads tonight then.

    From the Beeb.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6968932.stm
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

    The original point and click interface by
    Smith and Wesson.

    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

    #2
    Pudding lane?
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #3
      That bloody Prometheus again.

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        #4
        Smokers outside a pub?

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          #5
          -Don't Panic -

          Translated to Laandoner: Oi mush, the gaffs on fire, get darn the fillin station now and buy as much petrol as possible send the bread knife down Sainzbrezs to buy up all the food, any left over we can put on eBay
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            Haway & gan yen! Factory's ahad!

            (for any Geordies who may be in the area)

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              #7
              As long as Route 66 is unaffected, who cares.

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                #8
                Pah! Call that a fire? You shoulda seen the ones in 1666 and the 1940s

                HTH
                Granddad
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  Pah! Call that a fire? You shoulda seen the ones in 1666 and the 1940s

                  HTH
                  Granddad
                  My next door neighbour had quite a bonfire last week. Just reminded me, that's all.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Ent that eagle et his liver yet?
                    Bit nasty that. These days he'd have got off with 100 hours community service. Curing lesbians or some such.

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