School teachers nicknames

**Clippy** · 2 September 2007, 01:04

Spud.

**DBA_bloke** · 2 September 2007, 07:32

Fister

**TheFaQQer** · 2 September 2007, 08:03

Spoon (large head, skinny body)
Spod
J.R.Hartley (he was very old)
Porker
Evil Lynn
Teddy Turdspouter (a tendency to talk crap all the time)
Death Breath
Sweaty Ferret

**wendigo100** · 2 September 2007, 09:52

My grammar school head was called Taff. I must have been there a couple of years before I realised why.

Just as an aside, do teachers still wear gowns in comprehensives?

**Paddy** · 2 September 2007, 10:41

"Sir"

He carried a long cane and used it.

**chicane** · 2 September 2007, 11:11

Kipper
Crater Face
Psycho

**oracleslave** · 2 September 2007, 12:43

Prang
Smoothy
Conan
Bogfrog

**wendigo100** · 2 September 2007, 13:00

Originally posted by chicane View Post

Crater Face

Our one of those was called The Pit.

**wendigo100** · 2 September 2007, 13:04

Originally posted by Paddy View Post

"Sir"

He carried a long cane and used it.

Our most frightening teachers didn't need nicknames:

Francombe
Gibson
Sonnex

School teachers nicknames