Ford A4, Mondeo Titanium and the Cortina Crusader

[milanbenes]

Morning All,

driving into the center of town this morning, I saw the new Ford A4 Estate, or should I better say the new Ford Mondeo estate which is infact a clear Audi rip-off from Ford.

After seeing the new Mondeo, it became clear why the Ford Mondeo Titanium is so cheap (or should I better say such good price) and why the chav's amongst us like SASGURU are so interested,

because Sas you DIPSTICK,

the Mondeo Titanium is today's equivalent of the Cortina Crusader, the last model all loaded up and cheap for the chavs (like you Sas) to get rid of the last ones before the new model arrives.

Here endeth the lesson.

All the best,

Milan.

[King Cnvt]

Did the Ford driver look at your old Passatt diesel in longing desire as you chugged past like an old tractor?

I bet he did, didn't he?

[sasguru]

Did the Ford driver look at your old Passatt diesel in longing desire as you chugged past like an old tractor?

I bet he did, didn't he?

Nuff said. Case closed. Next ....

[RightLaugh]

it's a car. get over it.

[sasguru]

it's a car. get over it.

But for Milan, it's his identity, innit? It how he gets "respec", guv.
And with an old Diesel Passat estate he can impress all the peasants in central Europe.

[Francko]

Morning All,

driving into the center of town this morning, I saw the new Ford A4 Estate, or should I better say the new Ford Mondeo estate which is infact a clear Audi rip-off from Ford.

I think anyone who ever bought a Skoda is not allowed to discuss brand of cars any longer.

Besides, the Mondeo estate is a lot more sexy than that funeral carriage like Passatt. Ask any woman. Now you burned your last chance of getting laid.

[milanbenes]

oi, less of it.

The point is Dipstick,

your Mondeo Titanium is the last of the old ones all loaded up with goodies ala Cortina Crusader.

Milan.

[sasguru]

oi, less of it.

The point is Dipstick,

your Mondeo Titanium is the last of the old ones all loaded up with goodies ala Cortina Crusader.

Milan.

I don't have a car. And don't need to bang on about one as I have a life.
Are you the pub bore?
HTH

[gingerjedi]

Besides, the Mondeo estate is a lot more sexy than that funeral carriage like Passatt. Ask any woman. Now you burned your last chance of getting laid.

Women like men who drive estates and people carriers, something to do with virility.

[BoredBloke]

"your Mondeo Titanium is the last of the old ones all loaded up with goodies ala Cortina Crusader."

Nope. Check the link below. This lot are selling the top spec new mondeo for £18k Their cheapest titanium spec is 15.4k. These are the new ones.

Anybody who buys the old Mandeo should really be able to haggle a hefty discount on the sticker price simply because their value has dropped due to the release of the new one.

http://www.uk-car-discount.co.uk/use...ce&sortdir=ASC