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    Morning Glory

    Last week I was out at lunch with a couple of girls from work. They were discussing Morning Glory and how it was great etc... of course they meant the flowers and not the real morning glory.

    Couldn't stop cracking up at their nonchalence while discussing this most sacred act. One of the girls was the "tingler" (see Lucy's gay thread)... would have given her some morning glory... to be sure, to be sure, aye.

    #2
    I have never heard of morning glory being anything to do with flowers...

    Prepare for a swift move to LR.
    It's about time I changed this sig...

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      #3
      What's the story here, eh?
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        The seeds have hallucinogenic properties.

        See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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          #5
          The morning glory

          http://www.meteo.physik.uni-muenchen...Tropclds-o.htm

          [work Safe]
          www.stormtrack.co.uk - My Stormchasing website.

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            #6
            What's morning glory? The way you're saying it sounds rude, so I'm suprised I dont know!
            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              What's morning glory? The way you're saying it sounds rude, so I'm suprised I dont know!
              HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - really?
              "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                #8
                Originally posted by daviejones View Post
                HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - really?
                I really dont know what it means!

                Is it a morning hard on or something?
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #9
                  "Nocturnal penile tumescence in men".....I normally just say stiffy!!!

                  Come 'ere luv, I have nocturnal penile tumescence...HAHAHA
                  "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                    I really dont know what it means!

                    Is it a morning hard on or something?
                    Ah you poor innocent lass you - we shouldn't be corrupting you here should we? Well... at least you know now, so next time a gent offers you morning glory, just be sure he means flowers

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