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    How to repair the car park...

    The 'Elf & Safety chappie was told about the potholes in the carpark, so estates decided it was time to do sommat.


    Said carpark was out of use from mid July to September 3rd...

    So when do they start digging it up?


    Three guesses...

    Yup.


    You got it.

    September 5th...

    Poured some concrete over the weekend which has made it even worse than it was with the original potholes...

    Ho hum.
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    Like tank traps?

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      I hope this contractor is not used to built the Olympic site. We'll be attending the 2012 games in 2013.
      McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
      Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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        Did they bury the decorator who dented the car park the previous week?

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