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daviejones
10th September 2007, 11:46
Women, put on this planet to cause us men heartache...I think they are all evil!!!

FiveTimes
10th September 2007, 11:50
Women, put on this planet to cause us men heartache...I think they are all evil!!!

I don't think all women are evil, only the ones I know are !

Pickle2
10th September 2007, 11:50
Women, put on this planet to cause us men heartache...I think they are all evil!!!

They do have Norks though.

Flubster
10th September 2007, 11:52
Might as well ask if all men are potential rapists.

(Flubster in "I'm sure 'no' means 'yes' mode)

thunderlizard
10th September 2007, 11:52
Yes and here's the proof:
http://www.funtoosh.com/f_images/girl_evil.gif

Epiphone
10th September 2007, 12:01
A woman who will sleep with anyone is a fox
A woman who will sleep with anyone but you is a slut.


HTH

alreadypacked
10th September 2007, 12:03
Women, put on this planet to cause us men heartache...I think they are all evil!!!

AP in Dr. Phil mode, tell me what happened.

daviejones
10th September 2007, 12:05
AP in Dr. Phil mode, tell me what happened.

Tis a long story that I shall not burden you all with....:ohwell

alreadypacked
10th September 2007, 12:07
Tis a long story that I shall not burden you all with....:ohwell

Please do, otherwise I will have to w@rk!

daviejones
10th September 2007, 12:10
Please do, otherwise I will have to w@rk!

Tis not something I think I need to share with the world...just wanted to know if all women are evil or just the one I have...and should I get a new one?

lukemg
10th September 2007, 12:14
In my extensive experience, they are all capable of it. Backed up by screaming harpie friends there are few things a women will not do or use to cause you pain. Unfortunately, we are predisposed to seek them and it's intoxicating to do so. As a friend says 'if they didn't have c***s we would just throw stones at them'.
No question they have a civilising influence though, men are virtually cavemen without this.

alreadypacked
10th September 2007, 12:17
Tis not something I think I need to share with the world...just wanted to know if all women are evil or just the one I have...and should I get a new one?

I have to say no, but sometimes it's where you meet them. If your usual hunting ground is late night venues with drunk eager females. Don't be surprised if she turns out to be a bit of a slapper.

Gonzo
10th September 2007, 12:18
Tis not something I think I need to share with the world...just wanted to know if all women are evil or just the one I have...and should I get a new one?I would not go as far as saying that they are all evil, but in my vast experience :laugh I would say that most have the same underlying propensity to make things more complex than a man would.

BlasterBates
10th September 2007, 12:19
Spill the beans Davie, what's she done. :smile

By the way (a bit of psychology), women are mainly interested in men they they can control (some might say manipulate). :smile

Take it as a sort of complement if women aren't interested in you :music:

daviejones
10th September 2007, 12:33
I have to say no, but sometimes it's where you meet them. If your usual hunting ground is late night venues with drunk eager females. Don't be surprised if she turns out to be a bit of a slapper.

Haha, thanks...not the kind of women I go for so that's good...

daviejones
10th September 2007, 12:34
Spill the beans Davie, what's she done. :smile

By the way (a bit of psychology), women are mainly interested in men they they can control (some might say manipulate). :smile

Take it as a sort of complement if women aren't interested in you :music:

So are you saying every woman is complimenting me?...I feel better now...

sasguru
10th September 2007, 12:46
Nicer Norks Needed?

daviejones
10th September 2007, 12:47
Nicer Norks Needed?

Nope, she has lovely norks....

sasguru
10th September 2007, 12:48
Nope, she has lovely norks....

There's your answer, then.

alreadypacked
10th September 2007, 12:51
Nope, she has lovely norks....

So what's the problem then?
Sorry to have to tell you, but posting on here you are not telling the world. Just a few contractors with no life :emb

The Lone Gunman
10th September 2007, 12:53
Tell us more about her tits, or post pictures.

FiveTimes
10th September 2007, 12:58
Nope, she has lovely norks....


There's your answer, then.


So what's the problem then?

If she has nice norks, maybe they have attracted interest from other parties ??

Bagpuss
10th September 2007, 13:04
So what's the problem then?
Sorry to have to tell you, but posting on here you are not telling the world. Just a few contractors with no life :emb

One's that still haven't got over the fact women have breasts

NotAllThere
10th September 2007, 13:27
As a friend says 'if they didn't have c***s we would just throw stones at them'.


Sorry to correct you on basic anatomy, but women don't have c***s. Men have c***s. Women have c***s. It's an important distinction to understand.

hth

sasguru
10th September 2007, 13:43
One's that still haven't got over the fact women have breasts

Ones

HTH

Churchill
10th September 2007, 14:18
Women are great, every man should have at least two!!!

Francko
10th September 2007, 14:20
Women, put on this planet to cause us men heartache...I think they are all evil!!!

Now when people say that managers are evil, that's a stereotype for you but not this one. :laugh

Let's assume for a moment that we are both right on who is evil.

All women are evil

All managers are evil

therefore

All managers are women! :laugh

Of course, this doesn't work if you know how to make a proper syllogism. But that would mean you are not a manager. :laugh

daviejones
10th September 2007, 14:23
Now when people say that managers are evil, that's a stereotype for you but not this one. :laugh

Let's assume for a moment that we are both right on who is evil.

All women are evil

All managers are evil

therefore

All managers are women! :laugh

Of course, this doesn't work if you know how to make a proper syllogism. But that would mean you are not a manager. :laugh

I am too tired to argue with you....:moon:

DimPrawn
10th September 2007, 14:26
Women are great, every man should have at least two!!!


They are like batteries. The more you run in parallel, the greater the power you have!

DaveB
10th September 2007, 14:31
You really need to ask (http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/20820-woman-spurned.html)?

sasguru
10th September 2007, 14:36
Now when people say that managers are evil, that's a stereotype for you but not this one. :laugh

Let's assume for a moment that we are both right on who is evil.

All women are evil

All managers are evil

therefore

All managers are women! :laugh

Of course, this doesn't work if you know how to make a proper syllogism. But that would mean you are not a manager. :laugh

I see you passed the first year of your degree course. Well done.

Francko
10th September 2007, 15:05
I see you passed the first year of your degree course. Well done.

Yeah. I didn't have to repeat it 4 times as you had to.

DimPrawn
10th September 2007, 15:11
Handbags at 20 paces ladies.