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    Quick!

    I only have 5 mins to catch up on all this stuff!!!

    I hate this stupid job

    So quickly RH - you know I've replied to you

    Cojak - happy belated birthday honey - hope you had a great time. Dont worry about your mates forgetting - they're gettingolder too you know - they've probably gone senile!

    Gooner - happy birtday mate!!!! I trust you'll be jet setting somewhere extravagent

    Churchy - you know you're still sexy

    DavieJoanes - yes, yes all women are evil!

    Lucy - good luck hun - your hair can't possibly turn out as bad as my perm did!

    Erm..what else did I see? Yes I'm currently in a contract, my age is 32, The McCanns....(they did it they did it)...Bagpuss is correct - all contractors MUST drink through the week!! Hangovers must be charged for!

    Hope everyone else is keeping great x x x x
    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    are you going to join us for drinks then Sal ??

    Yes I'm off to Sardinia on Saturday for a week, staying with Mark Walner holidays, its an Adult resort so no kids !!!
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

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      #3
      Thanks Sal!

      Do you think I should tell everyone then?

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        #4
        Yup, I know.

        Btw, I got chatted up on Saturday! My current squeeze ended up walking out of the pub...

        Ah well, the fun is as they say, making up.

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          #5
          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Thanks Sal!

          Do you think I should tell everyone then?
          She isn't is she?
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            Originally posted by n5gooner View Post
            are you going to join us for drinks then Sal ??

            Yes I'm off to Sardinia on Saturday for a week, staying with Mark Walner holidays, its an Adult resort so no kids !!!
            Nah I doubt I'll make it. You never know though - I'll keep the date in mind.

            Have a great time honey x x x
            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              Originally posted by realityhack View Post
              Thanks Sal!

              Do you think I should tell everyone then?
              No - they'll just give you stick!

              Although I can tell you're dying to...
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Yup, I know.

                Btw, I got chatted up on Saturday! My current squeeze ended up walking out of the pub...

                Ah well, the fun is as they say, making up.
                You probably referred to her as your "current" squeeze infront of the other lass

                Why did she walk out?!! That seems a bit over the top - was the other lass much hotter? And were you responding?
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                  You probably referred to her as your "current" squeeze infront of the other lass

                  Why did she walk out?!! That seems a bit over the top - was the other lass much hotter? And were you responding?
                  Yes and Ohhhhh Yessss!

                  Of course I did!!!! I'm a horny little puppy!

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                    #10
                    Do you have a good lawyer then?

                    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                    I only have 5 mins to catch up on all this stuff!!!

                    I hate this stupid job

                    So quickly RH - you know I've replied to you

                    Cojak - happy belated birthday honey - hope you had a great time. Dont worry about your mates forgetting - they're gettingolder too you know - they've probably gone senile!

                    Gooner - happy birtday mate!!!! I trust you'll be jet setting somewhere extravagent

                    Churchy - you know you're still sexy

                    DavieJoanes - yes, yes all women are evil!

                    Lucy - good luck hun - your hair can't possibly turn out as bad as my perm did!

                    Erm..what else did I see? Yes I'm currently in a contract, my age is 32, The McCanns....(they did it they did it)...Bagpuss is correct - all contractors MUST drink through the week!! Hangovers must be charged for!

                    Hope everyone else is keeping great x x x x

                    The McCanns did it, did they? And what information are you privy to that nobody else is? Oh, sorry I forgot you watch SKY MAKE-IT-UP, don't you.
                    Excuse me, is this your pie?
                    Why not?

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