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    I'm about to fall asleep at work...

    ...Any tips for staying awake?

    #2
    bite yer tongue
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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      #3
      Originally posted by Peter Loew View Post
      ...Any tips for staying awake?
      Has a 39 year old women just been to your desk and given you too many sedatives ??

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        #4
        Originally posted by Peter Loew View Post
        ...Any tips for staying awake?
        Stand up.
        Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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          #5
          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          Has a 39 year old women just been to your desk and given you too many sedatives ??
          OMG, you work in my office? I'm sure they slip drugs into my tea...

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            #6
            Slap yourself about the face a bit, it will wake you up and also provide amusement for those around you.

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              #7
              5 espresso and a red bull should do it for a while.

              Get up and go for a walk. Gte a drink of water and have a mars bar.
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #8
                Originally posted by Peter Loew View Post
                ...Any tips for staying awake?
                You should do what Mrs Gonzo does and go to the toilets, shut yourself in a cubicle and have a power nap.

                A bit embarrassing if you start snoring mind...

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                  #9
                  I've just been for a power nap in the car
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Troll View Post
                    I've just been for a power nap in the car
                    Was it a Passat? Did you mean to go somewhere but fell asleep as soon as you got in?
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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