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NickFitz
13th September 2007, 18:16
... and other such foolishness:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/6992544.stm

TheFaQQer
13th September 2007, 19:04
I particularly like the warning


Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally

Good advice

TheFaQQer
14th September 2007, 08:43
Doesn't seem to be followed by those ATM actresses in the gentlemen's films though... :eek :eek:

Though it must be admitted that it isn't necessarily a thermometer in that case...:laugh

It's generally something that looks a bit like a thermometer. Of course with a thermometer, it's also important to put the bulbous end in first.

But I have no experience whatsoever of these films of which you speak.

BoredBloke
14th September 2007, 09:24
"It's generally something that looks a bit like a thermometer."

You mean you have a tool which is small, made out of glass and has a single red vein running straight down the side.

DBA_bloke
14th September 2007, 09:26
"Wet Floor" signs in shopping malls always get me... the number of times I've complied, only to be arrested.

Robster
14th September 2007, 09:41
Something that always gets me is when you see a sign that has the title "Polite Notice"

Well I'll decide wether its polite or not once I've read it if you don't mind.

Zippy
14th September 2007, 09:44
Thank you for not smoking.

How do they know?

Sysman
14th September 2007, 09:53
Something that always gets me is when you see a sign that has the title "Polite Notice"

Well I'll decide wether its polite or not once I've read it if you don't mind.
It dates back to when you would see signs such as "Police Notice - No Parking". The idea was to make folks think it was an official notice, and you'd get fined for disobeying it.

Swiss Tony
14th September 2007, 09:55
Love seeing signs, especially in the states, that say “Belt Up”

Didn’t say a word ….

gingerjedi
14th September 2007, 11:36
Doesn't seem to be followed by those ATM actresses in the gentlemen's films though... :eek :eek:

Though it must be admitted that it isn't necessarily a thermometer in that case...:laugh

Knowing what ATM means is a sure fire sign that you're a pervy porn freak.:wink

........Doh!:o

Churchill
14th September 2007, 11:39
Knowing what ATM means is a sure fire sign that you're a pervy porn freak.:wink

........Doh!:o

What does ATM mean?

Bagpuss
14th September 2007, 11:40
Knowing what ATM means is a sure fire sign that you're a pervy porn freak.:wink

........Doh!:o

It's another name for a cash machine?

r0bly0ns
14th September 2007, 11:44
At the moment?

BoredBloke
14th September 2007, 12:43
Can't remeber where it was, but I was driving down a road where they had the word slow pained on it. Then a bit further on they had the word slower. How did they know I'd ignored the first one?

gingerjedi
14th September 2007, 13:15
A__ T_ M____

Guess a letter...

r0bly0ns
14th September 2007, 14:29
Wikipedia has the answer.

And I now feel sick...... :sick

oracleslave
14th September 2007, 14:33
A__ T_ M____

Guess a letter...

E?

NoddY
14th September 2007, 14:39
Come on, spit it out!

DBA_bloke
14th September 2007, 14:49
Come on, spit it out!

I think that's what the participant would end up doing.

TheFaQQer
14th September 2007, 21:17
Knowing what ATM means is a sure fire sign that you're a pervy porn freak.:wink

........Doh!:o

I didn't read that bit this morning, but worked it out on second reading tonight!

How rude.