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Moose423956
18th September 2007, 16:37
...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?

Moscow Mule
18th September 2007, 16:38
Only if you enjoyed it (in the dream).

Churchill
18th September 2007, 16:38
...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?

Male or female?

Was it a/the cross-dressing dwarf?

Moose423956
18th September 2007, 16:42
Male or female?

Was it a/the cross-dressing dwarf?

Definitely a lady.

Moscow Mule
18th September 2007, 16:43
I had a dream about Jessica Alba the other night. That was f'in awesome!

_V_
18th September 2007, 16:45
...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?

Do you know any red heads? Could be a premonition. Best put on a clean pair of underpants.

Churchill
18th September 2007, 16:50
Do you know any red heads? Could be a premonition. Best put on a clean pair of underpants.

Better still, go commando!

dib dib dib!

Clippy
18th September 2007, 16:53
...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?

Depends.

Was she comatose?

Lucy
18th September 2007, 17:11
...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?

Only if she is called Susan or Christine

snaw
18th September 2007, 17:14
...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?

Depends. Male or female?

TheFaQQer
18th September 2007, 17:17
...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?

Is person (b) a red head?

thunderlizard
18th September 2007, 17:36
Was it Hazel Blears?
http://www.hazelblears.labour.co.uk/images/4052/ACFC4B.jpg

mm, bet you'd like to give her a red ministerial box.

TheFaQQer
18th September 2007, 17:36
No.

It was El Duder :eek:

threaded
18th September 2007, 17:49
I prefer red-heads (female).

Moose423956
18th September 2007, 21:33
So many questions.


Only if you enjoyed it (in the dream).

Yes, I enjoyed it. I woke up just in time, if you see what I mean.


Do you know any red heads? Could be a premonition. Best put on a clean pair of underpants.

The neighbour's wife is a red-head, and fit as a butcher's dog.


Only if she is called Susan or Christine

Who are they? Friends of yours? Do you have their phone numbers? Do they like mooses?


Is person (b) a red head?

Well remembered. Not as far as I know.


Was it Hazel Blears?
http://www.hazelblears.labour.co.uk/images/4052/ACFC4B.jpg

mm, bet you'd like to give her a red ministerial box.

Are you trying to make me ill?


I'll let you know if it happens again.

SandyDown
18th September 2007, 21:41
Moose, why don't you go back to playing the guitar, take it easy- this too shall pass

King Cnvt
18th September 2007, 21:58
The neighbour's wife is a red-head, and fit as a butcher's dog.

As the good Lord says "Love they neighbour, but don't get caught."

Moose423956
19th September 2007, 07:58
He also says "Shit not upon thy own doorstep, lest thou get thy legs broken, even into little pieces and live to regret the agony thereof".

Sound advice.

BA to the Stars
19th September 2007, 08:01
This morning Mick Hucknell has reported waking up to find an antler in his bed and he has a sore backside

Xenophon
19th September 2007, 08:30
No.

It was El Duder :eek:

:rollin:

TheFaQQer
19th September 2007, 08:38
This morning Mick Hucknell has reported waking up to find an antler in his bed and he has a sore backside

:laugh

Chugnut
19th September 2007, 09:50
This morning Mick Hucknell has reported waking up to find an antler in his bed and he has a sore backside

(Tenuous, but I'm going for it.)

Simply Red: Holding Back The Deers.

sasguru
19th September 2007, 09:54
(Tenuous, but I'm going for it.)

Simply Red: Holding Back The Deers.


:laugh:laugh Nice one.

OrangeHopper
19th September 2007, 09:57
Ah, the fire and the passion of a true red-head.

wobbegong
19th September 2007, 09:58
Ah, the fire and the passion of a true red-head.

. . . and don't forget the pastey-white skin and freckles. :grin

OrangeHopper
19th September 2007, 10:01
. . . and don't forget the pastey-white skin and freckles. :grin


Mine comes quite nicely coloured and without the freckles. The temper however is a downer.

TheFaQQer
19th September 2007, 10:42
Mine comes quite nicely

Too much detail.

wobbegong
19th September 2007, 12:09
Handy for a game of post coital 'join-the-dots', I suppose.