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    'Elf & Safety thingie...

    I think I lost the will to live after an hour and a quarter...

    And I failed the exam
    Last edited by zeitghost; 6 March 2017, 11:01.

    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    I think I lost the will to live after an hour and a quarter...
    Sounds like a Health and Safety risk.

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      #3
      In my last week at BP I was told off by some short @rsed git becuase I failed to comply with their stairs policy. I was not holding the hand rail and I was on my phone. But at least I'm still here to talk about it and warn others about such dangerous tactics.

      I could see his point if I'd been trying to get down the stairs juggling hot cups of coffee while stabbing a hungry lion up the @rse with a sharp pencil
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #4
        Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
        I could see his point if I'd been trying to get down the stairs juggling hot cups of coffee while stabbing a hungry lion up the @rse with a sharp pencil
        We've got a rule against that as well. Busybodies...

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          #5
          And so you should as it's pretty dangerous!

          Spoke to Rod the other day and most of the SDP folk are at Vodaphone now
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #6
            Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
            And so you should as it's pretty dangerous!

            Spoke to Rod the other day and most of the SDP folk are at Vodaphone now
            Oh dear. Does that include AW? Should I be looking to sell my shares?

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              #7
              No - Saw him while I was at BP @ Stockley Park - He's still at Centrica - as he was heading to their office. Obviously I ignored him
              Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

              I preferred version 1!

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                #8
                Where are you now Tony? I'm in Paddington. It's not bad - it's next to a canal to throw lions in, plus free marmalade.

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                  #9
                  lol - in Leeds on that big public sector gravy train toot toot

                  No free marmalade, but there is a canal for the lions.
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                    lol - in Leeds on that big public sector gravy train toot toot

                    No free marmalade, but there is a canal for the lions.
                    Excellent. I took the same gravy train up to those offices a few times earlier this year.

                    They closed the Leeds United shop in the town centre during my time. Perhaps if I'd popped in and bought a scarf they'd still be open today...

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