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If I had a pu**y I'd lick it

25 September 2007, 14:51

Can't believe it took ME all day to come up with that.

Edit: Oh dear that was my 1000th post, some way to get there eh.

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25 September 2007, 14:58

putty?

Will work inside IR35. Or for food.
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25 September 2007, 14:59

Surprisingly, no.
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25 September 2007, 15:01

Not sure I would....it's like the if you could reach, would you give urself a bj.... im sure i read once if you had a couple of ribs removed, you'd be able...lack of quality reading material i think...
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#5

25 September 2007, 15:36

Originally posted by TazMaN View Post

Surprisingly, no.

Puppy?

The vegetarian option.
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25 September 2007, 15:50

Pugsy? That's just wrong.
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25 September 2007, 15:52

puffy?

How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think
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25 September 2007, 16:18

pushy?

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25 September 2007, 16:34

pully?
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25 September 2007, 16:38

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pully?

Sorry no such word. Unless you mean the town in Switzerland.

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