This bloke came up to me in the pub, and

**DS23** · 25 September 2007, 17:31

Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

..I had 8 cans of lager, played Dawn of war all afternoon with my geordie mate

did you win?

**Troll** · 25 September 2007, 17:47

Why isn't your missus bringing you a take away in?

**BoredBloke** · 25 September 2007, 19:35

Why isn't she making the tea? Next you'll be saying that she hasn't cleaned up also or that she has wasted her housekeeping money on girly things like make up or clothes. You have had a hard day spent fighting a virtual war. Do you think Monty went home after a hard day Generaling only to have to cook some tea for Mrs Monty. I doubt that very much. I suggest that you tell her straight that this swapping of the roles tomfoolery has to stop this instant and if she still complains you will be well within your rights to give her a damn good thrashing - purely for medicinal reasons obviously.

**EternalOptimist** · 25 September 2007, 19:38

Tony

i admire a man whose pissder than me

respect

**bored** · 25 September 2007, 21:28

What's up with all the people getting pissed on a Tuesday?

just had 6 beers.

**BoredBloke** · 25 September 2007, 21:36

I wish I was pi55ed. I've chopped out the booze on school nights

**kirk** · 25 September 2007, 21:37

1 bottle of wine down; now for a couple of bottle of beer while reading my book

**sasguru** · 25 September 2007, 23:06

Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

Why isn't she making the tea? Next you'll be saying that she hasn't cleaned up also or that she has wasted her housekeeping money on girly things like make up or clothes. You have had a hard day spent fighting a virtual war. Do you think Monty went home after a hard day Generaling only to have to cook some tea for Mrs Monty. I doubt that very much. I suggest that you tell her straight that this swapping of the roles tomfoolery has to stop this instant and if she still complains you will be well within your rights to give her a damn good thrashing - purely for medicinal reasons obviously.

There was no Mrs Monty. Monty was gay. He had his "batman" cook the tea.

HTH

**OwlHoot** · 25 September 2007, 23:19

Originally posted by kirk View Post

1 bottle of wine down; now for a couple of bottle of beer while reading my book

Lucky you. I don't normally need glasses, but now when I'm pissed I can't read - the page is a blur. Pin sharp eyesight when I'm sober though.

This bloke came up to me in the pub, and