the not so nice things you have done thread

[snaw]

Wickedness is much more intersting I think!

In my mispent youthul student days I once pulled the proverbial beer google munter. On waking up next to the plus size girl I attempted to leave the room without her noticing, but she woke up asking where I was going and quick as a flash I said down to the shops for a roll and square sausage and a can of iron bru (It's a scottish hangover thing). She's decides that this is a great idea and gives me a fiver to get her one as well.

Taxi home sorted.

[NickFitz]

Wickedness is much more intersting I think!

In my mispent youthul student days I once pulled the proverbial beer google munter. On waking up next to the plus size girl I attempted to leave the room without her noticing, but she woke up asking where I was going and quick as a flash I said down to the shops for a roll and square sausage and a can of iron bru (It's a scottish hangover thing). She's decides that this is a great idea and gives me a fiver to get her one as well.

Taxi home sorted.

[TheFaQQer]

Wickedness is much more intersting I think!

In my mispent youthul student days I once pulled the proverbial beer google munter. On waking up next to the plus size girl I attempted to leave the room without her noticing, but she woke up asking where I was going and quick as a flash I said down to the shops for a roll and square sausage and a can of iron bru (It's a scottish hangover thing). She's decides that this is a great idea and gives me a fiver to get her one as well.

Taxi home sorted.

[daviejones]

Wickedness is much more intersting I think!

In my mispent youthul student days I once pulled the proverbial beer google munter. On waking up next to the plus size girl I attempted to leave the room without her noticing, but she woke up asking where I was going and quick as a flash I said down to the shops for a roll and square sausage and a can of iron bru (It's a scottish hangover thing). She's decides that this is a great idea and gives me a fiver to get her one as well.

Taxi home sorted.

Almost the same story:

Same type of munter, only this was my room in the single accomodation in the Army block. Woke up to see a munter of momentous proportions...

She asked where the toilet was so I said "at the end of the corridor". Soon as she left the room, dressed in bra & knicks....I locked the door and threw her clothes out the window. She banged at the door for ages and I went back to bed!!!

If you are reading this...sorry!!!

[DBA_bloke]

Almost the same story:

Same type of munter, only this was my room in the single accomodation in the Army block. Woke up to see a munter of momentous proportions...

She asked where the toilet was so I said "at the end of the corridor". Soon as she left the room, dressed in bra & knicks....I locked the door and threw her clothes out the window. She banged at the door for ages and I went back to bed!!!

If you are reading this...sorry!!!

You bastard! That was my Mum!

[BoredBloke]

On the farm we plugged up the electric fence to stop the cows going into one half of the field. We didn't know if it was working and nobody wanted to touch it to check. So I shouted the dog over. It saw this bright orange wire it hadn't seen before and, with her wet nose, sniffed it. She got a shock and because she thought we were her friends, tried to jump to us, on the other side of the fence. The fence promptly collapsed around her and she started a dog form of body popping. After a while we unplugged her, safe in the knowledge that our fence was working. She died shortly after, but she was 14.

[sasguru]

I've never believed these "I woke up with a munter much below my standards" stories. The fact is you fancied her on some level, and if you were so pissed you couldn't see at all the night before, it's unlikely your performance was up to much.

[snaw]

I've never believed these "I woke up with a munter much below my standards" stories. The fact is you fancied her on some level, and if you were so pissed you couldn't see at all the night before, it's unlikely your performance was up to much.

I'm guessing the combination of excessive beer consumption, youthful male hormones and dimly lit nightclubs didn't feature much in your life. I think cleavage usually has a role to play as well.

[cailin maith]

On the farm we plugged up the electric fence to stop the cows going into one half of the field. We didn't know if it was working and nobody wanted to touch it to check. So I shouted the dog over. It saw this bright orange wire it hadn't seen before and, with her wet nose, sniffed it. She got a shock and because she thought we were her friends, tried to jump to us, on the other side of the fence. The fence promptly collapsed around her and she started a dog form of body popping. After a while we unplugged her, safe in the knowledge that our fence was working. She died shortly after, but she was 14.

thats just cruel.....

[Bagpuss]

He doesn't believe the stories because he hasn't much experience with pulling the opposite sex.