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Cooperinliverp00l
2nd October 2007, 07:33
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7023227.stm

Case begins again. Would you like to be on the jury?? i think the police escort would scare me a bit to much. Wonder if the PCG jury service insurance would cover you for a 6 month long case as well ?

Cooperinliverp00l
2nd October 2007, 08:22
Ah well... keeps the Egyptian Grocer happy I suppose...

Until it turns out that Prince Phillip, MI5, MI6, the Masons and Giant Alien Lizards had nothing to do with her demise... just the idiocy of not wearing a seatbelt...

Clunk Click Every Trip ...

wendigo100
2nd October 2007, 08:27
Yes, it does seem like another big waste of time and money. I suppose there's still the mystery of the missing hubcaps to clear up. :D

wendigo100
2nd October 2007, 08:39
<cough>

Wanna buy a hubcap?

One careful owner...

No questions asked...:smokinA giant alien scouse lizard? Shirley not? :bluelight

Churchill
2nd October 2007, 09:46
Ah well... keeps the Egyptian Grocer happy I suppose...

Until it turns out that Prince Phillip, MI5, MI6, the Masons and Giant Alien Lizards had nothing to do with her demise... just the idiocy of not wearing a seatbelt...

Our lot didn't. I can't vouch for yours though...

TheFaQQer
2nd October 2007, 10:24
I can't imagine the tedium of being on the jury for this one.

When I did jury service a few years back, it was a rape case, which was quite interesting. Can't see a car crash inquest, which centres on the evidence of not wearing a seat belt while your driver is pissed and speeding, can be of much interest.

Moose423956
2nd October 2007, 12:30
:spel Diana

WindyAnna
2nd October 2007, 12:44
It's expected to go on for 6 months - imaginethe loss of earnings if you were on that jury!

Moose423956
2nd October 2007, 12:51
It's expected to go on for 6 months - imaginethe loss of earnings if you were on that jury!

I'm sure Mr Al Fayed will see them right.

VectraMan
2nd October 2007, 13:28
:spel Diana

:spel

Diana, Princess of Wales (TM)

_V_
2nd October 2007, 13:32
I've heard they were killed by the Russians as part of some global conspiracy where the Russians destroy the world.

Nicky, did I get that right?

wendigo100
2nd October 2007, 13:34
I've heard they were killed by the Russians as part of some global conspiracy where the Russians destroy the world.

Nicky, did I get that right?You are treading on dangerously scaly ground there... :alien :D

Lambros
2nd October 2007, 20:57
And what a conincidence at the same time the Met Police are on trial for the Shooting of Jean Charles De Menezes

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23414589-details/Tube+blunder+marksmen+%27almost+shot+dead+fellow+p olice+officer%27+before+gunning+down+de+Menezes/article.do

Alf W
2nd October 2007, 22:59
What a complete waste of time & money! Car crash, p1ssed driver, passengers not wearing seat belts. End of!

Sure it's sad people lost their mother, son, sister, ex-wife etc but we're ten years on.

If I was on the jury I'd stand up, make some comment like "the Egyptian b@stard deserved to die", cop for the contempt of court charge and be on my way.

Ridiculous!

wendigo100
3rd October 2007, 08:27
How many schools'n'ospitals have all these enquiries cost us?

DBA_bloke
3rd October 2007, 08:35
Still chuckle to myself whenever I remember seeing the message in a card attached to a petrol station forecourt-quality bunch of carnations placed on the "Diana shrine" in Manchester city centre: "Doddy and Dianna you wos both saints and we love you".

BA to the Stars
3rd October 2007, 09:51
"Doddy and Dianna you wos both saints and we love you".

Did they have a smaller shrine for the Diddymen :rollin:

zathras
3rd October 2007, 10:57
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7023227.stm

Case begins again. Would you like to be on the jury?? i think the police escort would scare me a bit to much. Wonder if the PCG jury service insurance would cover you for a 6 month long case as well ?

Ahhh! The joys of being related to the Spencer's - I can get excused from the inquest jury as they do not want anyone with links to the Spencer's on it :tongue (OK so it is something like Great Grandmother cousin to one of the Spencers, so not close - but close enough that I still have Spencer in my name).

Sysman
3rd October 2007, 11:14
Have you got a brother called Frank?

DBA_bloke
3rd October 2007, 12:10
Did they have a smaller shrine for the Diddymen :rollin:

Indeed! Maybe Dodi's driver thought he was entering one of the Jam Butty mines, got confused when he realised his mistake, and so crashed. Who can say?

Bagpuss
3rd October 2007, 13:12
I hope there is time at the inquest for..

The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be sh*tting herself

Hevra
3rd October 2007, 13:17
I hope there is time at the inquest for..

The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be sh*tting herself


Heheheh

This post is made of win.

Hevra

Hevra
3rd October 2007, 13:23
Que?:frown

The post I quoted is made of win. Or in other words, is hilariously funny and taxed my window-minimising skills to the limit as my boss came to see why I was laughing so much.

She's a fully made up member of the fun police, any laughter or enjoyment gets investigated to make sure we're not enjoying ourselves on work time :)

Hevra

Bagpuss
3rd October 2007, 13:24
It's some kind of codeword, run for cover

Hevra
3rd October 2007, 13:25
It's some kind of codeword, run for cover

Oh noes, rumbled!

Hevra

TheFaQQer
3rd October 2007, 13:28
It's some kind of codeword, run for cover

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