My wife was browsing the net in search of a breast pump when she came across this, the customer review is very helpful.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Medela-Mini-...1313317&sr=1-1
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Medela-Mini-...1313317&sr=1-1
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
This is a marvellous milking device that performs a valuable function for those mothers who prefer not to bond too closely with their young baby. I'm not sure if Amazon intentionally decided to categorise it under 'Toys and Games', but the nature of its function does makes it quite suitable for recreational purposes. A few minutes on maximum suction makes for an excellent warm-up, before Doreen inserts a small orange into my mouth and tightens her stockings around my neck...
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I almost fell off my chair giggling at this.....
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My have to re-think my image of youOriginally posted by daviejones View PostI almost fell off my chair giggling at this.....
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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This one is even better!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/*****-Colori...176549-8487120
EDIT : OK Looks like the mods didn't like that one so the ***** word got blocked out
But the link still works
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!!!! LOL !!!!!
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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From the reviews:Originally posted by TazMaN View PostThis one is even better!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/*****-Colori...176549-8487120
EDIT : OK Looks like the mods didn't like that one so the ***** word got blocked out
But the link still works)
" was gutted to find that many of the genitalia on offer were closed, reserved affairs, prompting me to colour in with mostly pink felt-tips. Had there been soused orifices with splaying lips and swollen clitorii, then I would have been able to use all the beautiful colours of the rainbow: Deep reds and veiny purples. Even blushing cerise. No. There are none. Foolishly I tried a few strokes of my Caribbean Green crayola for flair and now I have a useless book full of fetid zombiginas. Disappointing. "
That's cheered up the grey morning.Hard Brexit now!
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A few minutes on maximum suction makes for an excellent warm-up, before Doreen inserts a small orange into my mouth and tightens her stockings around my neck...Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostMy have to re-think my image of you
You have to admit, this conjurs up some ppictures...
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But giggling like a school girl, turned me right off
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Ever since you won that poll AP, you've changed. Now you strut around like every man wants you and like you are just so totally the bomb.Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostBut giggling like a school girl, turned me right off
And so why Davie is no longer good enough for you
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