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Don't Panic! Don't Panic!

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    Don't Panic! Don't Panic!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7025782.stm



    #2
    Indeed.

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      #3
      Those timid London folk
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        Where's that Blitz spirit?

        Cor blimey, guv'nor etc. etc.
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          #5
          a 9lb pot of chillies
          . . . and it wasn't even in a rucksack.
          The vegetarian option.

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            #6
            Were they Brazilian, though?

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              #7
              Funny how the mind works, I saw this post and then went on to BBC sport to be confronted with this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/default.stm

              ...and immediately thought of this: http://content.answers.com/main/cont..._from_HHGG.jpg
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #8
                Feck me you're right!!

                Ever tried an 'Ameglian Major Cow' Zeity?

                I have... but it didn't agree with me.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                  Feck me you're right!!

                  Ever tried an 'Ameglian Major Cow' Zeity?

                  I have... but it didn't agree with me.
                  No? Here's a tip: They taste better than they shag.

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