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    Brown Town

    Welcome to Brown Town where Mr Brown wears a brown suit and a brown tie, all of his friends have brown tongues and talk in shades of beige.

    #2
    You're drunk aren't you?
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      Mr Brown is a
      clown who rides through town
      in a coffin
      (Where he be found?) In the coffin where there is
      Three crows on top and two is laughing
      Oh, what a confusion! Ooh, yeah, yeah!
      What a botheration! Ooh, now, now!

      Who is Mr Brown? I wanna know now!
      He is nowhere to be found
      From Mandeville to Slygoville,
      coffin runnin' around,
      Upsetting, upsetting, upsetting the town,
      Asking for Mr Brown
      From Mandeville to Slygoville,
      coffin runnin' around,
      Upsetting, upsetting, upsetting the town,
      Asking for Mr Brown
      I wanna know who (is Mr Brown)?
      Is Mr Brown controlled by remote?

      O-o-oh, calling duppy conqueror,
      I'm the ghost-catcher!
      This is your chance, oh big, big Bill bull-bucka,
      Take your chance! Prove yourself! Oh, yeah!

      Down in parade
      People runnin like a masquerade
      The police make a raid,
      But the people - oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
      They think it failed

      What a thing in town
      Crows chauffeur-driven around,
      Skankin' as if they had never known
      The man they call "Mr Brown"

      I can tell you where he's from now
      From Mandeville to Slygoville,
      coffin runnin' around,
      Upsetting, upsetting, upsetting the town,
      Asking for Mr Brown

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        #4
        Originally posted by Lucy View Post
        Welcome to Brown Town where Mr Brown wears a brown suit and a brown tie, all of his friends have brown tongues and talk in shades of beige.
        Chan

        Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8.21,: But he comes home each evenin’ and he’s ready with his gun. So, who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler? ...
        If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

        Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

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          #5
          Mr Brown is a *****

          (Not as clever as the previous posts, I'll admit)

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            #6
            tulip is brown and stinks. Coincidence?

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              #7
              Originally posted by King Cnvt View Post
              tulip is brown and stinks. Coincidence?
              It can also be slimy
              "The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance." Cicero

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                #8
                I thought she was talking anal....
                "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                  Welcome to Brown Town where Mr Brown wears a brown suit and a brown tie, all of his friends have brown tongues and talk in shades of beige.
                  "You start wearing the blue and brown
                  You're working for the clampdown"
                  The Clash - 1979
                  The vegetarian option.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
                    I thought she was talking anal....
                    I thought it was going to be an admission of getting an extra £80 on the "How Dirty Are You" calculator.

                    Don't start Zeity on ATM though.
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