The Times: Diana’s death – the lizard theory

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The Times: Diana’s death – the lizard theory

Zeity, they're on to you...

On a train last week I sat opposite a crusty bloke dressed in black, carrying photocopies of “The Global Structure of the Illuminati” and the works of David Icke (who thinks world leaders are giant lizards) in a bag labelled “I’m Not Mad”.

But why should we think such conspiracy theorists mad when the State spends millions on an 832-page report by Lord Stevens of Kirkwhelpington, and now on a months-long courtroom spectacle headed by Lord Justice Scott Baker, both of which take seriously crackpot notions about the Princess’s death?

Lord Justice Scott Baker admits to snooping around M16 documents himself, presumably looking for cover-ups, or perhaps giant lizard prints.

Oh dear. That bloody David Icke again, eh?

Mind you, I thought "crusty" was a bit harsh. "Scaly" perhaps.