Life Coaching & Psychiatry for Free (Today Only)

[DBA_bloke]

Being utterly unqualified, having distinctly suspect motives, and, quite frankly, knowing nothing at all about either Life Coaching or Psychiatry, I thought I'd have a go... no different to the numpties who charge a fortune for the same.

Please submit your embarrassing, private and most initimate problems for me to analyze. Discretion assured.

[alreadypacked]

Plan C

[DBA_bloke]

Plan C

"Plan C": Scant information to go on, but I detect a lack of sexual fulfillment and a tendency to underperform in the bedroom. Most likely a deep-seated anxiety, caused by being made to wear shorts at school, when your schoolmates were wearing long trousers.

The cure is simple: wear long trousers in bed. Your performance anxiety will soon be a thing of the past!

[alreadypacked]

"Plan C": Scant information to go on, but I detect a lack of sexual fulfillment and a tendency to underperform in the bedroom. Most likely a deep-seated anxiety, caused by being made to wear shorts at school, when your schoolmates were wearing long trousers.

The cure is simple: wear long trousers in bed. Your performance anxiety will soon be a thing of the past!

I see, that's where I have being going wrong. What will I do with my La Perla black see through babydoll and thong now.

[DimPrawn]

I see, that's where I have being going wrong. What will I do with my La Perla black see through babydoll and thong now.

Send them to me. What size are you?

[alreadypacked]

Send them to me. What size are you?

Would you prefere if I didn't wash them

[The Lone Gunman]

I see, that's where I have being going wrong. What will I do with my La Perla black see through babydoll and thong now.

You cant say things like that without posting pictures of you modelling said items dear. tsk.

[DBA_bloke]

I see, that's where I have being going wrong. What will I do with my La Perla black see through babydoll and thong now.

It seems that you are a sexual deviant (no surprises, there) and I recommend abstaining from your usual filthy practices for a week and try substituting sex with yoga and deep breathing exercises. Do NOT do deep breathing exercises whilst on the phone.

[Churchill]

I see, that's where I have being going wrong. What will I do with my La Perla black see through babydoll and thong now.

I hope yuou shave your back and arse before you wear that ensemble!

[DBA_bloke]

I hope yuou shave your back and arse before you wear that ensemble!

Churchill: I discern that you suffer from trichopathophobia. It is, to be honest, a bit weird, and does mean that you are a closet homosexual.

No cure. Sorry.