What should I do?

[TheFaQQer]

There's a slightly chunky girl in the office - she's nice and all...

BUT

today she really smells of cheese! Should I tell her about it, or should I snigger behind her back at this problem?

If I tell her, she might leave, which means I'd not see her eating a Wispa again - believe me, it's a sight to behold

Help!

[daviejones]

There's a slightly chunky girl in the office - she's nice and all...

BUT

today she really smells of cheese! Should I tell her about it, or should I snigger behind her back at this problem?

If I tell her, she might leave, which means I'd not see her eating a Wispa again - believe me, it's a sight to behold

Help!

Oh dear...I can sense a SLAP coming your way!!!

[Bagpuss]

If I tell her, she might leave, which means I'd not see her eating a Wispa again - believe me, it's a sight to behold

Help!

In the same way that Shirley's mate on Eastenders would be

[ChimpMaster]

There's a slightly chunky girl ....

[Bagpuss]

a bit like calling Adolf Hitler a slightly naughty boy

[SallyAnne]

She's obviously just trying to repel you chunky-chasers in the office who keep getting hard ons whenever she eats chocolate!

[SallyAnne]

Oi!!!

[TheFaQQer]

She's obviously just trying to repel you chunky-chasers in the office who keep getting hard ons whenever she eats chocolate!

That could be it - sometimes it's hard to walk across the office after a Wispa.

I tried and tempt her with my king size Mars bar, but it was too much for the poor girl.

[Chugnut]

There's a slightly chunky girl in the office - she's nice and all...

BUT

today she really smells of cheese! Should I tell her about it, or should I snigger behind her back at this problem?

If I tell her, she might leave, which means I'd not see her eating a Wispa again - believe me, it's a sight to behold

Help!

Hmmm, awkward dilemma.

I suggest choosing a moment when the office is quiet and approaching her. Place a selection of pix 'n' mix cheeses on her desk and ask "Which is the odd one out - you or one of these cheeses?". When she starts to say "Me, of course", hold your hand up and say "Whoa, not so fast there Dairy Lea!" and walk off cackling whilst holding your nose.

That should be fine.

HTH

[Old Greg]

That could be it - sometimes it's hard to walk across the office after a Wispa.

I tried and tempt her with my king size Mars bar, but it was too much for the poor girl.

She was probably wondering what the chocolate coating was.