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A left ear, a right ear and a nose walk into a bar

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    A left ear, a right ear and a nose walk into a bar

    The barman goes "I'm not serving you - you're off your face"

    The pope is a tard.

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      #3
      How could this have had 88 views and only 1 person laugh at it?!!!

      WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!
      The pope is a tard.

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        #4
        Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
        How could this have had 88 views and only 1 person laugh at it?!!!

        WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!
        Sorry - I laughed so much, I couldn't type. Here we go:

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          #5
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          Sorry - I laughed so much, I couldn't type.
          I thought something like that must have happenned.

          Phew!

          Hope you're ok, and didn't do a wee or anything.
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
            I thought something like that must have happenned.

            Phew!

            Hope you're ok, and didn't do a wee or anything.
            It shortcircuited my laptop, hence the long delay in replying.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              It shortcircuited my laptop, hence the long delay in replying.
              Oh no, my joke telling is becomming dangerous again. Damn my wit!!!

              I'd better lay off it a while - sorry everyone.
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                No laugh, but it did raise a
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                  The barman goes "I'm not serving you - you're off your face"

                  Very droll
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                    The barman goes "I'm not serving you - you're off your face"

                    Crazy
                    Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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