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    #1

    How did this get missed?

    How on Earth did the usual culprits miss this story? It's published in the Daily Heil, how come you missed it???

    A row has erupted over a plan to dig up a third of a million bodies from an historic east London cemetery to make way for a new Muslim burial site.
    You're slipping - this might happen, unlike the taxpayer paying for a super mosque to train terrorists...
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    feck 'em they are dead. They'll never know!
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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      #3
      The cemetry was deconsecrated in the sixties, as it was full. Which I guess means no more burials since then. If the plans go ahead, then muslims, christians, jews, hindus, jedi knights, athiests, agnostics... will be able to be buried there again.

      Presumably all the dead will know which one was right. Except if it's the athiests of course.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        They're about to build houses on a chapel cemetary in Swansea... without removing the remains...
        I see a long - running feature film franchise in the offing here...
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #5
          Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
          I see a long - running feature film franchise in the offing here...
          Pollddergeisd

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            They're about to build houses on a chapel cemetary in Swansea... without removing the remains...
            It would be more entertaining if they opened a cemetry in a housing estate in Swansea without removing the residents.

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              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              Pollddergeisd
              Rentaghost innit.

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                "Rentaghost"

                I absolutely hated that show.
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                  Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                  "Rentaghost"

                  I absolutely hated that show.
                  If your mansion house needs haunting, just call
                  Rentaghost!
                  We've got ghosts and ghouls and freaks and fools, at
                  Rentaghost!
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                    "Rentaghost"

                    I absolutely hated that show.
                    What could you possibly hate about it?

                    Except Mr Catchpole.
                    And Miss Popov
                    And that pantomime donkey.

                    Oh, I see.
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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