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    #1

    Why do people send texts like this?

    "I'm giving you 600 million angels to take care of u. Give them to 9 friends including me. U will have good news in 10 mins. Trust me it wrks "

    Am I just getting cynical in my early thirties?
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    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    "I'm giving you 600 million angels to take care of u. Give them to 9 friends including me. U will have good news in 10 mins. Trust me it wrks "

    Am I just getting cynical in my early thirties?
    Seems like a lot of angels to me. Where are you gonna keep them all?
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      #3
      My standard response to that would be

      "OMG u r noob. lol"
      The pope is a tard.

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        #4
        Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
        Why do people send texts like this?
        Because they are ***** who will probably crash into your car then drive off without leaving a note. Twice. *****
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #5
          Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
          Because they are ***** who will probably crash into your car then drive off without leaving a note. Twice. *****
          600 million angels would have sorted that out for you.

          Death Angels of Revenge that is.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
            My standard response to that would be

            "OMG u r noob. lol"
            No way! I M teh l33t!

            I always think these are started by staff at some O2 helpdesk or something. Now that is cynical.

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              #7
              ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                I sold mine on eBay.

                Now I work in Slough.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
                  "I'm giving you 600 million angels to take care of u. Give them to 9 friends including me. U will have good news in 10 mins. Trust me it wrks "

                  Am I just getting cynical in my early thirties?
                  OMG,,,you're in your early thirties?...I don't believe it!!!
                  It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                    OMG,,,you're in your early thirties?...I don't believe it!!!
                    Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm why?

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