Update on b)

[Moose423956]

I told her. Via MSN. Then I ran away and hid.

She thinks I'm messing around. Told her I'm not, but she hasn't replied yet.

Oh dear . What have I done!

[AtW]

I am not exatly an expert on marital advice but I figure sudden change of locks and her packed stuff in bags sitting outside is a good way to split up.

[cailin maith]

I told her. Via MSN. Then I ran away and hid.

She thinks I'm messing around. Told her I'm not, but she hasn't replied yet.

Oh dear . What have I done!

Was b - wife...

[Bagpuss]

You dumped your wife on MSN?

[SallyAnne]

Moose hang in there honey.

If she's freaked, she's STILL better off knowing!! She'll come to terms with it in her own time, and probably (I'd imagine) want to take it from there.

If she's secretly been in love with you all that time too...she'll need to make sure you're not messing her around!!! She's probably bricking it too!!!

Just be patient!

[sasguru]

FFS man. eek

[DaveB]

IIRC b) was the "other woman."

[NickFitz]

I told her. Via MSN. Then I ran away and hid.

Spoken like a man!

[FiveTimes]

I told her. Via MSN. Then I ran away and hid.

She thinks I'm messing around. Told her I'm not, but she hasn't replied yet.

Oh dear . What have I done!

Such a classy move doing it via MSN....

Have you thought what you are going to do if she feels the same ?
Are you prepared for life without Mrs Moose ?

[Spartacus]

You dumped your wife on MSN?

WTF? No way!!

You fecking coward.