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9 Methods to kill a Dalek

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    9 Methods to kill a Dalek

    Since the threat is more than real, I have found those punitive methods which will help the warriors to fight back the daleks.


    http://en.allexperts.com/q/Dr-1102/kill-dalek.htm

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    Well, as that method requires you to absorb the energy of the Time Vortex (and as the Doctor said "No one is supposed to do that!") it can't really be counted as a way of destroying Daleks, so let me suggest some other ways of destroying Daleks.

    Method 1: Detonate a bomb in the Dalek HQ
    http://shillpages.com/dw/story/d2/st--2e11.jpg

    Method 2: Create a Dalek Civil War
    http://shillpages.com/dw/story/d2/st--2l15.jpg

    Method 3: Get a Exillion native to blow it up
    http://shillpages.com/dw/story/d3/st--3x08.jpg

    Method 4: Activate an ancient boobytrap
    http://shillpages.com/dw/story/d3/st--3x17.jpg

    Method 5: Push a Dalek out of a high window
    http://shillpages.com/dw/story/d5/st--6p52.jpg

    Method 6: Expose them to a Movellan virus
    http://shillpages.com/dw/story/d5/st--6p92.jpg

    Method 7: Use a Special Weapons Dalek
    http://shillpages.com/dw/story/d7/st--7h39.jpg

    (I've just remembered a few more)

    Method 8: Firing a high pitched sonic ray
    http://www.doctorwhoworld.org.uk/Ima...hics/rev17.jpg

    Method 9: Create a Delta Wave (but never employed)
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

    #2
    Originally posted by Francko View Post
    S

    Method 5: Push a Dalek out of a high window
    http://shillpages.com/dw/story/d5/st--6p52.jpg

    Daleks now fly
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #3
      Easiest way to kill a Dalek: send it to any NHS hospital. It'll be riddled with MRSA within minutes.

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        #4
        I thought you could just pour salt on them?
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #5
          Can't we just set Zeity on them?
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            #6
            Don't know what the fuss is about.

            If you stand very still and don't make any sudden moves they won't bother you. In fact they're probably more scared of you than the otherway round.
            Obviously if you get between a mother and her young she's going to go on the offensive. What ever you do don't poke them with a stick when they're basking in the sun, that'll just antagonise them.

            HTH

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              #7
              Set a ferret on 'em...
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                Don't know what the fuss is about.

                If you stand very still and don't make any sudden moves they won't bother you. In fact they're probably more scared of you than the otherway round.
                Obviously if you get between a mother and her young she's going to go on the offensive. What ever you do don't poke them with a stick when they're basking in the sun, that'll just antagonise them.

                HTH
                Sure that isn't polar bears that you're talking about?
                Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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                  #9
                  Do Daleks float? If not a whole new range of possibilites arises.

                  Well one anyway.

                  Push 'em inna lake.
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Set a ferret on 'em...
                    Heh, the equivalent of chucking a grenade through the top hatch of a tank, open the lid and drop in a ferret
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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