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24 October 2007, 07:34

Should they cook him? What kind of sauce could they use on him?

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That bright orange BBQ sauce they used on Hulk Hogan.
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dont waste the sauce!

cut me - ill bleed rosso red
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this sounds like a wesley willis lyric! so i'd definately go for A-1 Steak Sauce..
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The post office has recalled its latest batch of stamps. The stamps feature pictures of Frank Lampard. The post office said the reason for recalling them was because folk didn't know which side to spit on!

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Broil Him !!!!

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