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Moose423956
24th October 2007, 11:57
...from b). Oh dear.

chasingtheaurora
24th October 2007, 11:59
Desperately sorry to hear that. Give her some time to come to terms with things.

NotAllThere
24th October 2007, 12:11
She's probably setting up the swiss bank account for you to pay the blackmail money into, to keep her from informing a) She'll be in touch.

AtW
24th October 2007, 12:12
What does it mean? :tired

tay
24th October 2007, 12:14
She's probably setting up the swiss bank account for you to pay the blackmail money into, to keep her from informing a) She'll be in touch.

Excellent! Which reminds me of an intersting situation at my wifes work... must start a thread about it some time.

poser
24th October 2007, 12:15
does b know a??

daviejones
24th October 2007, 12:16
does b know a??

Eh? They are neighbours...

Moose423956
24th October 2007, 12:16
does b know a??

Yep

poser
24th October 2007, 12:18
does a like b? as in trust her, how well do they know eachother etc

TheFaQQer
24th October 2007, 12:37
Sounds like you need to sort out (a).

If (a) knows (b) then she may start to ask why (b) is acting differently now.

Bagpuss
24th October 2007, 12:39
...from b). Oh dear.

Women eh, When you think they fancy you they don't, and more than often visa versa

poser
24th October 2007, 12:39
thats when a may get suspicious. and if b) wants to make u real uncomfortable, she may start spending more time with a)

Bagpuss
24th October 2007, 12:42
if a falls out with b, you could end up having trouble getting from a to b

Ruprect
24th October 2007, 12:47
...from b). Oh dear.

:spel
Oh dearâ„¢

daviejones
24th October 2007, 12:48
if a falls out with b, you could end up having trouble getting from a to b

What you need to do is introduce some other letters to add a bit of confusion. Kind of like the wildebeast do in the jungle..lots of them so only the weakest get killed.

Add a c or r or q etc, then b and a might not notice each other.....

Pondlife
24th October 2007, 12:48
if a falls out with b, you could end up having trouble getting from a to b

KUATB that's what he's been trying to do :D

oracleslave
24th October 2007, 12:51
What you need to do is introduce some other letters to add a bit of confusion. Kind of like the wildebeast do in the jungle..lots of them so only the weakest get killed.

Add a c or r or q etc, then b and a might not notice each other.....

:spel wildebeest

:spel of like

daviejones
24th October 2007, 12:52
:spel wildebeest

:spel of like

I know I know...my typing is terible...

oracleslave
24th October 2007, 12:53
I know I know...my typing is terible...

your :spel is no good either.

Bagpuss
24th October 2007, 13:03
if a were Scouse would it be a a a?

I'll get my coat

Ruprect
24th October 2007, 13:07
What you need to do is introduce some other letters to add a bit of confusion. Kind of like the wildebeast do in the jungle..lots of them so only the weakest get killed.

Add a c or r or q etc, then b and a might not notice each other.....

I didn't know Wildebeest could read and write. Well, you learn something every day :rolleyes:

daviejones
24th October 2007, 13:30
your :spel is no good either.

I need a spil chucker...

SallyAnne
24th October 2007, 13:44
They know each other?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please tell me they know each other through you?

Please dont tel me that they are actually friends?!!!!!

Bagpuss
24th October 2007, 13:45
or related

chasingtheaurora
24th October 2007, 13:45
You're dead. Sorry mate, nice knowing you. But you're absolutely, completely, totally ****ed.

Unless you can convince (b) that your feelings for her were meant as a flippant, throwaway comment (which would be being untrue to yourself).

DS23
24th October 2007, 15:51
thats when a may get suspicious. and if b) wants to make u real uncomfortable, she may start spending more time with a)

oh christ now there's a u/ too?

there's just waay too many letters in this relationship tangle.

daviejones
24th October 2007, 15:54
oh christ now there's a u/ too?

there's just waay too many letters in this relationship tangle.

They are only conspicious because of the lack ofletters...add loads more and see which ones are the weakest...then set tigers on them!!

Zorba
24th October 2007, 16:27
They are only conspicious because of the lack ofletters...add loads more and see which ones are the weakest...then set tigers on them!!

Or badgers... or badgers AND tigers!

:eek: :fight: :eek:

Clippy
24th October 2007, 17:25
Instead of p1ssing about with the alphabet, why don't you just sort out your love life...or buy a speak and spell!

Alf W
24th October 2007, 22:21
This all sounds intriguing but I obviously missed the earlier part of the story. Can someone summarise or post a link to earlier threads. Might have some time tomorrow for posting.

SandyDown
24th October 2007, 22:27
Moose is married to woman 'a' and has kids with her

Moose been working with woman 'b' and secretly in love with her for the lat 6 years

Moose is unhappy with 'a'

Moose was told by 'a' that she doesn't love him

Moose thinks 'b' is unhappy with her man

Moose decide to tell 'b' he loves her

Moose uses MSN on Friday to reveal his love to 'b'

Moose got blanked by 'b' after MSN episode


'b' know 'a'

beaker
24th October 2007, 22:31
what's "blanked"?

Gonzo
24th October 2007, 22:35
what's "blanked"?That bit isn't code. It's in the dictionary - not reacting.

r0bly0ns
24th October 2007, 22:48
ignored

beaker
24th October 2007, 22:54
I'm still catching up. Does b) fancy a)?

Alf W
24th October 2007, 22:54
Reminds me of the time a few years back I let a mate of mine's son play on my new PDA. He sent an email to his Mum saying he loved her and he was looking forward to seeing her soon. Of course, when she got it it looked like it had come from me and I never realised he'd sent it. She was quite frosty with me for about six months until the truth came out!

Anyway, back to the subject. What a c0ck!

Board Game Geek
25th October 2007, 02:24
Moose been working with woman 'b' and secretly in love with her for the last 6 years

Secretly in love with her for 6 years ? I assume all one-sided that is ?
Eg, she doesn't suspect at all, and you've sat there for 6 years saying nothing, apart from a yearly Valentines that says....

"Rose are Red,
Violets are Blue
I worked with you for 6 years,
And want to shag you too ?

ps...Guess who ?"

...could be where you have been going wrong.

NotAllThere
25th October 2007, 05:28
Secretly in love with her for 6 years ? I assume all one-sided that is ?
Eg, she doesn't suspect at all, and you've sat there for 6 years saying nothing, apart from a yearly Valentines that says....

"Rose are Red,
Violets are Blue
I worked with you for 6 years,
And want to shag you too ?

ps...Guess who ?"

...could be where you have been going wrong.

That's crazy talk. Last year it was:

"Rose are Red,
Violets are Blue
I worked with you for 5 years,
And want to shag you too ?

ps...Guess who ?"

Cooperinliverp00l
25th October 2007, 07:13
Moose is married to woman 'a' and has kids with her

Moose been working with woman 'b' and secretly in love with her for the lat 6 years

Moose is unhappy with 'a'

Moose was told by 'a' that she doesn't love him

Moose thinks 'b' is unhappy with her man

Moose decide to tell 'b' he loves her

Moose uses MSN on Friday to reveal his love to 'b'

Moose got blanked by 'b' after MSN episode


'b' know 'a'

This almost sounds like a set of requirements for a program. That or i'm having flash back to maths lessons at school

If Moose - A = Moose + B
If (Moose - B)(Moose - A) = Moose

What is the value of Moose

Pondlife
25th October 2007, 08:05
This almost sounds like a set of requirements for a program. That or i'm having flash back to maths lessons at school

If Moose - A = Moose + B
If (Moose - B)(Moose - A) = Moose

What is the value of Moose

a = 0
b = 0
Moose = Moose/2 for moose = moose to lonliness


when a takes him to the cleaners

tay
25th October 2007, 08:18
Reminds me of the time a few years back I let a mate of mine's son play on my new PDA. He sent an email to his Mum saying he loved her and he was looking forward to seeing her soon. Of course, when she got it it looked like it had come from me and I never realised he'd sent it. She was quite frosty with me for about six months until the truth came out!

Anyway, back to the subject. What a noddy

Thats actually very funny. Would have been even funnier if she had reacted in a more positive fashion! Then the truth came out... well funny for everyne else but those involved I guess. Least you know never to hit on her.