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SallyAnne
24th October 2007, 13:48
This contractor w*nk*r I work with!!!!!

Hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum:

What.

A.

C0CK!!!!!

:tantrum:

DaveB
24th October 2007, 13:48
Ok, own up, who stole SA's afternoon Whispa bar?

Bagpuss
24th October 2007, 13:52
Dear Dierdrie, I'm sat next to this sweaty fat bird who keeps farting and picking her nose while blatently surfing the web and doing f all work. On top of this she's been flirting with me by licking her wispa and fingering her cheese pastie. She got upset when I declined a first date at the pictures.

What should I do?

ChimpMaster
24th October 2007, 13:54
SA please tell us how many Infractions you get for that post

:laugh :laugh

chasingtheaurora
24th October 2007, 13:58
This contractor wink*r I work with!!!!!

Hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum:

What.

A.

C0CK!!!!!

:tantrum:

And breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat he :D

SallyAnne
24th October 2007, 13:59
Dear Dierdrie, I'm sat next to this sweaty fat bird who keeps farting and picking her nose while blatently surfing the web and doing f all work. On top of this she's been flirting with me by licking her wispa and fingering her cheese pastie

What should I do?


Dear Bagpuss,

Hitting puberty is a confusing time for a child like yourself, but I honestly dont think your mother is trying to flirt with you.

Dierdrie.

Ruprect
24th October 2007, 14:01
SA - does the contractor in question wear a little blue batman mask?

poser
24th October 2007, 14:01
put drawing pins on his chair when hes not looking.....:D

TheFaQQer
24th October 2007, 14:02
Ok, own up, who stole SA's afternoon Whispa bar?

:spel Wispa

TheFaQQer
24th October 2007, 14:02
This contractor wink*r I work with!!!!!

Hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum:

What.

A.

C0CK!!!!!

:tantrum:

Sorry to hear that, Sal.

Maybe you should add him to your "real" mates on Facebook.

SallyAnne
24th October 2007, 14:03
SA - does the contractor in question wear a little blue batman mask?

:laugh

What an excellently random question :laugh

No he does not, but that post cheered me up no end :yay:

Spacecadet
24th October 2007, 14:03
so hows he being a cock?

SallyAnne
24th October 2007, 14:04
Sorry to hear that, Sal.

Maybe you should add him to your "real" mates on Facebook.

Get over it!

<snaps fingers from right to left>

Bagpuss
24th October 2007, 14:05
Why don't you tell us what is wrong with him Sally, could it be he's

a/ not up to date on Hollyoaks
b/ doesn't have a copy of Heat
c/ spotted you do feck all work

ThomasSoerensen
24th October 2007, 14:05
Dear Dierdrie, I'm sat next to this sweaty fat bird who keeps farting and picking her nose while blatently surfing the web and doing f all work. On top of this she's been flirting with me by licking her wispa and fingering her cheese pastie. She got upset when I declined a first date at the pictures.

What should I do?

Grab her t1ts.

Ruprect
24th October 2007, 14:06
:laugh

What an excellently random question :laugh

No he does not, but that post cheered me up no end :yay:

Not soooo random...think about it...

DaveB
24th October 2007, 14:08
:laugh

What an excellently random question :laugh

No he does not, but that post cheered me up no end :yay:

Not so random if you think about a certain individuals avatar on here :)

Bagpuss
24th October 2007, 14:10
How could anyone not love him

SallyAnne
24th October 2007, 14:12
Not so random if you think about a certain individuals avatar on here :)

Oh the only person on here who I think of as a... noddy... is bagpuss.

Who wears the mask? Shows how much attention I pay! :o

TheFaQQer
24th October 2007, 14:12
Get over it!

<snaps fingers from right to left>

Only when you give me your poker chips.

I hold a grudge for a long time.

TheFaQQer
24th October 2007, 14:13
Oh the only person on here who I think of as a... noddy... is bagpuss.

Who wears the mask? Shows how much attention I pay! :o

Him (http://tinyurl.com/3d3pvu).

SallyAnne
24th October 2007, 14:13
Only when you give me your poker chips.

I hold a grudge for a long time.

Men are the new women.

FACT!

SallyAnne
24th October 2007, 14:14
Him (http://forums.contractoruk.com/members/sasguru.html).

Oh :rollin: :rollin

I completely forgot about him :laugh

Sorry SAS!

The Lone Gunman
24th October 2007, 14:21
Come on girlie, spill. What has he done?
<opens diet coke, listens intently>

poser
24th October 2007, 14:23
have you put the drawing pins on his chair yet?

miffy
24th October 2007, 14:32
have you put the drawing pins on his chair yet?

You could offer to get hot drinks for everyone, throw his over him (claiming you slipped)... problem solved, he goes home or to casualty (not the one on bbc one) and you're sorted!

You'll have to tell us what he drinks though, I worked with a strange chap in lancashire once. He drank nothing else but cups of hot water :eek:

SallyAnne
24th October 2007, 14:35
Well......


he nearly shafted me for about £3k not so long ago, by grassing me up to an agent who I used to work for that I was coming back here for 5 days (and NOT going through him). C*ck FACT!
He's been put in charge of the team I'm in temporarily for 5 months, and I believe he's using his "power" to get rid of me, and keep all the contractor work for himself (and his mate).
I had almost wangled a 6 week extension last Friday, which I believe he has just talked the management out of.
A bit of work came in a few weeks ago which would have been a nice little 4 week piece of work for one of us...and I heard him say to the Business guy "why dont you just pay me £2k to do it instead of putting a CR though - I'll have it done by tonight for you". And they've put this guy in charge!! ******** ridiculous.
he eats ridiculous things for lunch
he goes on about calories all the time
he gets me to do bits of work for him doesn't even say thank you
he just IS a c*ck.


:tantrum:
There's obviously a bit of jealousy going on with me like....but I still think...all together....C*CK!


:rollin: mods, bravo :laugh best work yet! :laugh

poser
24th October 2007, 14:39
SA out on steel toe caps an kick him in the nuts!

i thoughough conractor stuck together - or am i disolusioned ? is it dog eat dog? i always felt like it was us against the permies.

Bagpuss
24th October 2007, 14:41
Sounds like he's the anti Sally Anne

Looks after himself
Works hard
Professional
Can do attitude


edit: a petal tude?

SallyAnne
24th October 2007, 14:42
Sounds like he's the anti Sally Anne

Looks after himself
Works hard
Professional
Can do atpetalude

Ah mods pleeeeeeease let me call bagpuss a cock - pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!!

cock cock cock cock cock!!!!!

Damn it!!! :tantrum:

Pondlife
24th October 2007, 14:42
Sounds like he's the anti Sally Anne

Looks after himself
Works hard
Professional
Can do atpetalude

Can't use the spelling smilie as I'm not even sure what it's supposed to be:confused:

Bagpuss
24th October 2007, 14:44
twat **** shit bollocks

Even Scunthorpe is banned?

Bear
24th October 2007, 14:45
Well......

he eats ridiculous things for lunch


Like what? - forget the other things - this is important!!

......I assume it's not ham and tomato sandwich with mustard then?

miffy
24th October 2007, 14:47
Like what? - forget the other things - this is important!!

......I assume it's not ham and tomato sandwich with mustard then?

Hedgehog flavoured crisps!

Bagpuss
24th October 2007, 14:48
If it were kock then it's def SASguru

SallyAnne
24th October 2007, 14:48
Sounds like he's the anti Sally Anne

Looks after himself
Works hard
Professional
Can do atpetalude


edit: a petal tude?

wtf is a petal tude?

SallyAnne
24th October 2007, 14:49
Erm.........

Just got my extension.

Ahem....

:o

Not at all like me to over react.

<cough>

Bagpuss
24th October 2007, 14:51
What's the team that Roy Keane manages?

Bear
24th October 2007, 14:51
Quality :rollin:

Well done SA :yay:

Churchill
24th October 2007, 14:52
I wonder if...

scunthorpe

Francko
24th October 2007, 14:54
Ah mods pleeeeeeease let me call bagpuss a noddy - pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!!

noddy noddy noddy noddy noddy!!!!!

Damn it!!! :tantrum:

He's here http://forums.contractoruk.com/members/noddy.html. Send him a message.

Bagpuss
24th October 2007, 14:55
Nothing to see here just some unfounded female bitching

SallyAnne
24th October 2007, 14:56
What's the team that Roy Keane manages?

What's that got to do with petal tude?

Bagpuss
24th October 2007, 14:56
Sally you're not really this thick are you?

SallyAnne
24th October 2007, 14:57
you're not thick are you?

"Things Said To Bagpuss"

TheFaQQer
24th October 2007, 14:59
Well......


he nearly shafted me for about £3k not so long ago, by grassing me up to an agent who I used to work for that I was coming back here for 5 days (and NOT going through him). noddy FACT!
He's been put in charge of the team I'm in temporarily for 5 months, and I believe he's using his "power" to get rid of me, and keep all the contractor work for himself (and his mate).
I had almost wangled a 6 week extension last Friday, which I believe he has just talked the management out of.
A bit of work came in a few weeks ago which would have been a nice little 4 week piece of work for one of us...and I heard him say to the Business guy "why dont you just pay me £2k to do it instead of putting a CR though - I'll have it done by tonight for you". And they've put this guy in charge!! ******** ridiculous.
he eats ridiculous things for lunch
he goes on about calories all the time
he gets me to do bits of work for him doesn't even say thank you
he just IS a noddy.


:tantrum:
There's obviously a bit of jealousy going on with me like....but I still think...all together....noddy!


:rollin: mods, bravo :laugh best work yet! :laugh

Can you not just stitch him up completely? Some kind of dodgy internet access / emails / "reading material" left lying around??

Come on woman - you must be able to think of some kind of revenge to get!! Stitch him up and then make yourself look good by saving the day.

A mate of mine said he worked somewhere in techie support, and one guy was testing modems with his own device to see if they worked, but the modems were broken. Tech guy two one morning, just as guy one was about to test another modem, shouts across the office "Don't plug that in - you've already fried three of those with that thing!"

Result - guy one has no credibility and leaves soon after that. Guy two gets the promotion.

Turns out that the modems were all fine - until guy two snuck in every morning and broke them, knowing that guy one would test them out...

TheFaQQer
24th October 2007, 15:01
Erm.........

Just got my extension.

Ahem....

:o

Not at all like me to over react.

<cough>

Still - get your revenge in first and knife the ****er

miffy
24th October 2007, 15:03
Still - get your revenge in first and knife the ****er

:rollin:

:yay:

NotAllThere
24th October 2007, 15:48
What's that got to do with petal tude?

"Can do at-t-i-t-ude."

hth

SallyAnne
25th October 2007, 07:26
"Can do at-t-i-t-ude."

hth

Ah right!!!!

tit!

I get it :D

Edit: Oh look - you can say tit again!!

What about cock?

Edit2: Damn it :tantrum: