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    petalillation?

    as the petalal says, what inspetalutional petalan is famous for petalanic petalillation that causes spetalches and petalters?
    First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

    #2
    Originally posted by _V_ View Post
    petalal

    petalle

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      #3
      petal wink

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        #4
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post

        petalle
        I feel like a right tit now.
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          #5
          All we need now is Frank Muir
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            All we need now is Frank Muir
            He'd smell a bit. Died ages ago.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
              He'd smell a bit. Died ages ago.
              Nonsense - he'd smell like daffodils.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
                petal wink
                Is that a soapy petal wink?

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                  #9
                  Classic! I'm tempted to get a t-shirt made with 'Soapy Petal Wink' (not converted by the filter) written in big letters across the chest. Talk about the birth of a new in-joke!

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                    #10
                    Your lips are like petalles...bicycle petalles
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