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    The Official CUK Serious Thread

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    Well this is CUK - you won't find it here, don't be so silly.

    Last edited by Xenophon; 25 October 2007, 11:39. Reason: Added 'Disclaimer'
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

    #2
    Hey Xen. long time no post. Just to bring you up to speed

    Threaded is trying to pimp some pointless video
    Milan is having a midlife crisis
    SAS and Bagpuss are making preparations for their 'civil ceremony' later this year.
    The newbies are still asking for brolly recommendations and what they can claim under a dispensation.

    No one mentions S660 or IR35 anymore and house prices aren't going up as fast as they were so no one talks about them either.
    There was some migration earlier in the year but not much came of it.
    Non of the political parties seem to be doing much these days and there is no sign of an election.
    There was some mild amusement over the new rude words filter that meant the troll count decreased temporarily.

    ummmm think that's it.

    No wait, AtW is back and has a thing for squirrels (we thought that it might be brummie slang for women but it's not. He just likes squirrels)

    HTH

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      #3
      we already had a thread for this:
      http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...=quality+posts
      Coffee's for closers

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        #4
        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        HTH
        It certainly does!

        Thanks muchly - love it!

        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          Hey Xen. long time no post. Just to bring you up to speed

          Threaded is trying to pimp some pointless video
          Milan is having a midlife crisis
          SAS and Bagpuss are making preparations for their 'civil ceremony' later this year.
          The newbies are still asking for brolly recommendations and what they can claim under a dispensation.

          No one mentions S660 or IR35 anymore and house prices aren't going up as fast as they were so no one talks about them either.
          There was some migration earlier in the year but not much came of it.
          Non of the political parties seem to be doing much these days and there is no sign of an election.
          There was some mild amusement over the new rude words filter that meant the troll count decreased temporarily.

          ummmm think that's it.

          No wait, AtW is back and has a thing for squirrels (we thought that it might be brummie slang for women but it's not. He just likes squirrels)

          HTH
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            God I hated that thread
            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              AtW is back and has a thing for squirrels
              I don't wish to be hurtful - but it's an unrequited love. We just want his nuts.

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                #8
                i'd just like to clarify that the we in question is hackers' squirrel buddies rather than we cukers. well, at least me anyway. i don't want anything to do with atw's nuts.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  i'd just like to clarify that the we in question is hackers' squirrel buddies rather than we cukers. well, at least me anyway. i don't want anything to do with atw's nuts.
                  Seconded.
                  Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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                    #10
                    Would you like everyone to talk about World Of Warcraft more? Thats what most of your posts have been about recently, except the ones which whinge about other peoples posts.

                    Please stop whinging.

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