Couple of Jocks

[DodgyAgent]

There was I at Heathrow late last night waiting to pick someone up from the airport, in Costa enjoying a latte with an extra shot when two jocks walk in and ask for a beer each. It was explained to them that Costa does not sell beer, but they wouldnt have it. "We just want a beer each" they said. Again they were declined at which point true to form they started effing and blinding.

What is it with these people? if they dont understand the basic difference between somewhere that does and does not sell alcohol why are they travelling at all? let alone travelling on an aircraft.

[SallyAnne]

...straps walk into a bar.

One goes "ewww it stinks of p*ss in here".

[milanbenes]

I wonder if their swearing was an attempt in their eyes to hide the inadequacy they were feeling about their request being rejected no matter on what grounds

Milan.

[AtW]

There was I at Heathrow late last night waiting to pick someone up from the airport, in Costa enjoying a latte with an extra shot when two jocks walk in and ask for a beer each.

[SallyAnne]

There was I at Heathrow late last night waiting to pick someone up from the airport, in Costa enjoying a latte with an extra shot when two jocks walk in and ask for a beer each. It was explained to them that Costa does not sell beer, but they wouldnt have it. "We just want a beer each" they said. Again they were declined at which point true to form they started effing and blinding.

What is it with these people? if they dont understand the basic difference between somewhere that does and does not sell alcohol why are they travelling at all? let alone travelling on an aircraft.

These people?

Oh please do elaborate.

[Bear]

???

[DodgyAgent]

can you elaborate for me AtW?

[DodgyAgent]

I wonder if their swearing was an attempt in their eyes to hide the inadequacy they were feeling about their request being rejected no matter on what grounds

Milan.

no they were aggressive from the word go and they were politely declined. I dont know what it was, but ignorance must be in there somewhere.

[AtW]

can you elaborate for me AtW?

No, you are not my type.

[DodgyAgent]

No, you are not my type.

Have you been on an English humour course AtW?