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    Pianist

    Brian walked into a pub carrying a small piano under one arm and a one-foot high man under the other. He set the small piano down and sat the 12-inch-high miniature man down at it. The miniature man began to play, and to be fair, played very well. The barman asked Brian what the crack was.

    Brian looked at the pianist and frowned. "I met a genie last might and he granted me one wish." said Brian. " But I think he must have been a bit deaf".

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