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Prince Harry accused of sticking one in an off-limits bird
The problem is, if he denies doing it then that means there must have been a person, with a gun, walking around the grounds of the Sandringham estate at the same time.
We could join the tabloid dots and hypothesise that the mystery stalker was out to kill a royal.
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.
To a driving instructor he met during a stroll in Oban, Scotland:
"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them past the test?"
Comment when someone suggested in 1967 that a trip to Russia might improve diplomatic relations between Great Britain and the Soviets:
"The bastards murdered half my family."
On French Canadians during a visit to Toronto:
"I can't understand a word they say. They slur all their words."
To further insult Canadians during a royal visit:
"We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves."
On Fergie, the Duchess of York:
"Her behavior was a bit odd. I don't see her because I do not see much point."
To grieving residents of Lockerbie, Scotland, during a 1993 visit after a plane exploded and crashed into the town, killing everyone on board and several people on the ground (and shortly after a fire swept through ONE wing of Windsor Castle):
"People usually say that after a fire it's the water damage that's the worst. We're STILL trying to dry out Windsor castle."
Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."
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