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    For those who think I got no life

    I am going to a classy pub "The Junction" with lots of foreign beers and ales with a company of a few local friends

    #2
    Make that an 'arf then

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      #3
      So AtW is Up The Junction then?

      I never thought it would happen
      With me and the girl from clapham
      Out on a windy common
      That night I aint forgotten
      When she dealt out the rations
      With some or other passions
      I said you are a lady
      Perhaps she said I may be
      We moved into a basement
      With thoughts of our engagement
      We stayed in by the telly
      Although the room was smelly
      We spent our time just kissing
      The railway arms were missing
      But love had got us hooked up
      And all our time it took up

      I got a job with stanley
      He said Id come in handy
      And started me on monday
      So I had a bath on sunday
      I worked eleven hours
      And bought the girl some flowers
      She said shed seen a doctor
      And nothing now could stop her

      I worked all through the winter
      The weather brass and bitter
      I put away a tenner
      Each week to make her better
      And when the time was ready
      We had to sell the telly
      Late evenings by the fire
      With little kicks inside her

      This morning at 4:50
      I took her rather nifty
      Down to an incubator
      Where thirty minutes later
      She gave birth to a daughter
      Within a year a walker
      She looked just like her mother
      If there could be another

      And now shes two years older
      Her mothers with a soldier
      She left me when my drinking
      Became a proper stinging
      The devil came and took me
      From bar to street to bookie
      No more nights by the telly
      No more nights nappies smelling

      Alone here in the kitchen
      I feel theres something missing
      Id beg for some forgiveness
      But beggings not my business
      And she wont write a letter
      Although I always tell her
      And so its my assumption
      Im really up the junction
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        I am going to a classy pub "The Junction" with lots of foreign beers and ales with a company of a few local friends
        They let squirrels into the pub do they?
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

        Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

        That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

        Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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          #5
          FYI, The Junction is the local O'Neills, albeit nicely painted and without a bicycle on the ceiling.

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            #6
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            I am going to a classy pub "The Junction" with lots of foreign beers and ales with a company of a few local friends
            Thanks very much for using my new business www.rentalocalfriendfortheevening.com. I hope you are satisfied with the service. We have provided your "friends" according to the criteria you specified:
            1. Must be virgins.
            2. Must like squirrels.
            3. Strictly no women.
            Thanks for your custom. You have 10% off on your next booking. We hope you will use this service again.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by DaveB View Post
              So AtW is Up The Junction then?

              I never thought it would happen
              With me and the girl from clapham
              Out on a windy common
              That night I aint forgotten
              When she dealt out the rations
              With some or other passions
              I said you are a lady
              Perhaps she said I may be
              We moved into a basement
              With thoughts of our engagement
              We stayed in by the telly
              Although the room was smelly
              We spent our time just kissing
              The railway arms were missing
              But love had got us hooked up
              And all our time it took up

              I got a job with stanley
              He said Id come in handy
              And started me on monday
              So I had a bath on sunday
              I worked eleven hours
              And bought the girl some flowers
              She said shed seen a doctor
              And nothing now could stop her

              I worked all through the winter
              The weather brass and bitter
              I put away a tenner
              Each week to make her better
              And when the time was ready
              We had to sell the telly
              Late evenings by the fire
              With little kicks inside her

              This morning at 4:50
              I took her rather nifty
              Down to an incubator
              Where thirty minutes later
              She gave birth to a daughter
              Within a year a walker
              She looked just like her mother
              If there could be another

              And now shes two years older
              Her mothers with a soldier
              She left me when my drinking
              Became a proper stinging
              The devil came and took me
              From bar to street to bookie
              No more nights by the telly
              No more nights nappies smelling

              Alone here in the kitchen
              I feel theres something missing
              Id beg for some forgiveness
              But beggings not my business
              And she wont write a letter
              Although I always tell her
              And so its my assumption
              Im really up the junction
              That video was on the MTV or t'other one, and as soon as the intro started screamed girly into the room, and showed off and sang along to the whole thing.

              She woz suitably impressed...
              Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
              threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Lucifer Box View Post
                FYI, The Junction is the local O'Neills, albeit nicely painted and without a bicycle on the ceiling.

                You live locally then?

                They changed O'Neils pub to The Junction here...

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                  #9
                  Squirrels == rats with a good PR agent.
                  Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                  threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                    #10
                    Squriells sex ring tone, ytou've judt gut to her det.
                    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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