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    My diary on CUK

    My daily diary.

    08:55 Switch on PC and settle in for the busy day trolling ahead.

    09:00 Open IE with the CUK forum as my home page.

    09:01 Log in under my most popular Id. You know , the fake girlie one.

    09:05 Read PMs from sad middle age singletons asking me if I have a web cam.

    09:10 Reply to all with a schoolyard type flirtatious comment.

    09:15 Double Media Studies

    11:00 Back to CUK under my 'mid-life crisis, daily mail reader' alias

    11:02 complain about immigration and house prises

    11:05 Start a 'do you know how much I earn' thread

    11:10 Geography coursework

    11:55 Back under girly id and post 'oooh ,you are naughty' under every thread mentioning norks.

    12:00 Log back in as midlife crisis and ask to see fake girlie ids norks.

    12:05 Packed lunch. Ham and tomato sandwich with a packet of hula hoops and a kit kat.

    12:30 Give bully fifty pence not to steal my kit kat.

    12:55 IM 'friend' I met on boyband forum about who is hotter ant or dec

    13:00 Back to CUK this time as 'tech boy' and start 'Macs are crap: discuss' thread

    13:05 General Science lesson

    14:00 On to CUK as 'Well ard northerner, possilby scotish, football is for poofs' id and start virtual fight, sighting some previous military service as a justification for everyone else being gay.

    14:01 start 'I did your mum' thread.

    14:05 create new id named 'The dudemeister '

    14:10 PE. Give gym coach letter from my mum explaing that a medical condition prevents me from showering in front of other boys and to make me do so would be an infringement of my human rights.

    14:15 Back to CUK as daily mail reader complaing about political correctness gone mad and that the human rights act is going too far.

    14:20 CUK as 'whosyourdaddy' and ask what IR35 is to get post count high enough for tomorrows trolling.

    14:30 Create id 'naughtylady' and start virtual slagging match with other fake girlie id.

    14:35 Wander around the playground not making eye contact with anyone.

    14:50 Log in under 'aussieboy' id. Random gibberish posts with spelling mistakes and excessive use of the smilie

    14:55 Start 'britain is crap and you're all racist' thread.

    15:00 Back as daily mail reader and tell 'aussieboy' to go home if he doesn't like it.

    15:15 English Literature. Continue highlighting rude words in my dictionary.

    16:00 Hometime. Mum picks me up on the corner away from all the big kids

    16:30 Feed squirrels

    17:00 Watch Hollyoaks

    18:00 Internet dating site as 'youknowyouwantit'

    20:00 Back to CUK to start 'I'm really drunk thread' as daily mail reader

    20:15 Homework. Help from dad with fractions and long division

    21:05 Reply to all threads with I'm Spartacus

    21:30 Look at rude pictures in the internet.

    22:00 Bedtime under my Manchester United duvet



    Yup, that's about it.

    #2
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    My daily diary.

    08:55 Switch on PC and settle in for the busy day trolling ahead.

    09:00 Open IE with the CUK forum as my home page.

    09:01 Log in under my most popular Id. You know , the fake girlie one.

    09:05 Read PMs from sad middle age singletons asking me if I have a web cam.

    09:10 Reply to all with a schoolyard type flirtatious comment.

    09:15 Double Media Studies

    11:00 Back to CUK under my 'mid-life crisis, daily mail reader' alias

    11:02 complain about immigration and house prises

    11:05 Start a 'do you know how much I earn' thread

    11:10 Geography coursework

    11:55 Back under girly id and post 'oooh ,you are naughty' under every thread mentioning norks.

    12:00 Log back in as midlife crisis and ask to see fake girlie ids norks.

    12:05 Packed lunch. Ham and tomato sandwich with a packet of hula hoops and a kit kat.

    12:30 Give bully fifty pence not to steal my kit kat.

    12:55 IM 'friend' I met on boyband forum about who is hotter ant or dec

    13:00 Back to CUK this time as 'tech boy' and start 'Macs are carp: discuss' thread

    13:05 General Science lesson

    14:00 On to CUK as 'Well ard northerner, possilby scotish, football is for poofs' id and start virtual fight, sighting some previous military service as a justification for everyone else being gay.

    14:01 start 'I did your mum' thread.

    14:05 create new id named 'The dudemeister '

    14:10 PE. Give gym coach letter from my mum explaing that a medical condition prevents me from showering in front of other boys and to make me do so would be an infringement of my human rights.

    14:15 Back to CUK as daily mail reader complaing about political correctness gone mad and that the human rights act is going too far.

    14:20 CUK as 'whosyourdaddy' and ask what IR35 is to get post count high enough for tomorrows trolling.

    14:30 Create id 'naughtylady' and start virtual slagging match with other fake girlie id.

    14:35 Wander around the playground not making eye contact with anyone.

    14:50 Log in under 'aussieboy' id. Random gibberish posts with spelling mistakes and excessive use of the smilie

    14:55 Start 'britain is carp and you're all racist' thread.

    15:00 Back as daily mail reader and tell 'aussieboy' to go home if he doesn't like it.

    15:15 English Literature. Continue highlighting rude words in my dictionary.

    16:00 Hometime. Mum picks me up on the corner away from all the big kids

    16:30 Feed squirrels

    17:00 Watch Hollyoaks

    18:00 Internet dating site as 'youknowyouwantit'

    20:00 Back to CUK to start 'I'm really drunk thread' as daily mail reader

    20:15 Homework. Help from dad with fractions and long division

    21:05 Reply to all threads with I'm Spartacus

    21:30 Look at rude pictures in the internet.

    22:00 Bedtime under my Manchester United duvet

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      #3
      FFS. Get on with some work.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        My daily diary.

        14:50 Log in under 'aussieboy' id. Random gibberish posts with spelling mistakes and excessive use of the smilie
        Class.

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          #5
          Classic

          But you forgot to ask for advice on something you have no intention of ever doing
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            Originally posted by Zorba View Post
            FFS. Get on with some work.
            Why? IMO that was post of the week.

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              #7
              great post!

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                #8
                Excellent.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                  My daily diary.

                  08:55 Switch on PC and settle in for the busy day trolling ahead.

                  09:00 Open IE with the CUK forum as my home page.

                  09:01 Log in under my most popular Id. You know , the fake girlie one.

                  09:05 Read PMs from sad middle age singletons asking me if I have a web cam.

                  09:10 Reply to all with a schoolyard type flirtatious comment.

                  09:15 Double Media Studies

                  11:00 Back to CUK under my 'mid-life crisis, daily mail reader' alias

                  11:02 complain about immigration and house prises

                  11:05 Start a 'do you know how much I earn' thread

                  11:10 Geography coursework

                  11:55 Back under girly id and post 'oooh ,you are naughty' under every thread mentioning norks.

                  12:00 Log back in as midlife crisis and ask to see fake girlie ids norks.

                  12:05 Packed lunch. Ham and tomato sandwich with a packet of hula hoops and a kit kat.

                  12:30 Give bully fifty pence not to steal my kit kat.

                  12:55 IM 'friend' I met on boyband forum about who is hotter ant or dec

                  13:00 Back to CUK this time as 'tech boy' and start 'Macs are carp: discuss' thread

                  13:05 General Science lesson

                  14:00 On to CUK as 'Well ard northerner, possilby scotish, football is for poofs' id and start virtual fight, sighting some previous military service as a justification for everyone else being gay.

                  14:01 start 'I did your mum' thread.

                  14:05 create new id named 'The dudemeister '

                  14:10 PE. Give gym coach letter from my mum explaing that a medical condition prevents me from showering in front of other boys and to make me do so would be an infringement of my human rights.

                  14:15 Back to CUK as daily mail reader complaing about political correctness gone mad and that the human rights act is going too far.

                  14:20 CUK as 'whosyourdaddy' and ask what IR35 is to get post count high enough for tomorrows trolling.

                  14:30 Create id 'naughtylady' and start virtual slagging match with other fake girlie id.

                  14:35 Wander around the playground not making eye contact with anyone.

                  14:50 Log in under 'aussieboy' id. Random gibberish posts with spelling mistakes and excessive use of the smilie

                  14:55 Start 'britain is carp and you're all racist' thread.

                  15:00 Back as daily mail reader and tell 'aussieboy' to go home if he doesn't like it.

                  15:15 English Literature. Continue highlighting rude words in my dictionary.

                  16:00 Hometime. Mum picks me up on the corner away from all the big kids

                  16:30 Feed squirrels

                  17:00 Watch Hollyoaks

                  18:00 Internet dating site as 'youknowyouwantit'

                  20:00 Back to CUK to start 'I'm really drunk thread' as daily mail reader

                  20:15 Homework. Help from dad with fractions and long division

                  21:05 Reply to all threads with I'm Spartacus

                  21:30 Look at rude pictures in the internet.

                  22:00 Bedtime under my Manchester United duvet



                  Yup, that's about it.
                  You've just ruined CUK. Why don't you join the magicians circle next?

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                    #10
                    Pondlife,

                    apart from demonstrating that on your .Net project you have far too much free time,

                    I reckon that post qualifies as post of the year

                    Milan.

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