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Reminds me of my early teenage years back when any sort of porn was illegal. I used to w*nk off over the occasional shot of horse's bits in my sister's copy of Horse And Hound as it was the raunchiest thing I could find. Damn repressive 50's society, how I never grew up a pervert I will never know.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostReminds me of my early teenage years back when any sort of porn was illegal. I used to wink off over the occasional shot of horse's bits in my sister's copy of Horse And Hound as it was the raunchiest thing I could find. Damn repressive 50's society, how I never grew up a pervert I will never know.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostReminds me of my early teenage years back when any sort of porn was illegal. I used to wink off over the occasional shot of horse's bits in my sister's copy of Horse And Hound as it was the raunchiest thing I could find. Damn repressive 50's society, how I never grew up a pervert I will never know.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostReminds me of my early teenage years back when any sort of porn was illegal. I used to wink off over the occasional shot of horse's bits in my sister's copy of Horse And Hound as it was the raunchiest thing I could find. Damn repressive 50's society, how I never grew up a pervert I will never know.
Oh.Hard Brexit now!
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They don't do things by half in that mag.....Build Your Own Stable! I'm sure Smiths are going to be non plussed when kids start wanting their horse mag and this weeks bit of 4 by 2.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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