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    Disgusted

    Of tunbridge wells
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

    #2
    Reminds me of my early teenage years back when any sort of porn was illegal. I used to w*nk off over the occasional shot of horse's bits in my sister's copy of Horse And Hound as it was the raunchiest thing I could find. Damn repressive 50's society, how I never grew up a pervert I will never know.

    Oh.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #3
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      Reminds me of my early teenage years back when any sort of porn was illegal. I used to wink off over the occasional shot of horse's bits in my sister's copy of Horse And Hound as it was the raunchiest thing I could find. Damn repressive 50's society, how I never grew up a pervert I will never know.

      Oh.
      This is altogether too much information...
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #4
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Reminds me of my early teenage years back when any sort of porn was illegal. I used to wink off over the occasional shot of horse's bits in my sister's copy of Horse And Hound as it was the raunchiest thing I could find. Damn repressive 50's society, how I never grew up a pervert I will never know.

        Oh.
        I think you meant to use your inside voice for that.

        K

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          #5
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          Reminds me of my early teenage years back when any sort of porn was illegal. I used to wink off over the occasional shot of horse's bits in my sister's copy of Horse And Hound as it was the raunchiest thing I could find. Damn repressive 50's society, how I never grew up a pervert I will never know.

          Oh.
          You seem to have picked up the perviness but not the repression. Wise man.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            They don't do things by half in that mag.....Build Your Own Stable! I'm sure Smiths are going to be non plussed when kids start wanting their horse mag and this weeks bit of 4 by 2.
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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