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    CUK Films and their synopsis

    The Bagpusidon Adventure
    - The BTL market gets flooded and house prices start to sink with mass panic everywhere

    SandyshipDown
    - A rabbit accuses all the other rabbits in the burrow of being racist and so leaves. Only to be rescued by a friendly Ferret.

    #2

    Superb. Post of day.
    Which wasn't hard today eh?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      How about a remake of Walter Mitty with Threaded

      Pinocchio with SASguru, one day he becomes a real boy with a heart

      Dumb and dumber with Mailman and Dimprawn
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        Polterzeitghost

        - Vengence is wreaked on humans by a strange green entity from out of the television, upset at being publicly defeated in hand-to-hand combat by a smaller, weaker and bewigged Federation starship captain.

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          #5
          The CUK italian job
          - Criminals attempt to steal tapes from Milan but are forced to adopt a Plan B when the .net starts to close in

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            #6
            I'll have a think
            How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              The Bagpusidon Adventure
              - The BTL market gets flooded and house prices start to sink with mass panic everywhere

              SandyshipDown
              - A rabbit accuses all the other rabbits in the burrow of being racist and so leaves. Only to be rescued by a friendly Ferret.
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              The CUK italian job
              - Criminals attempt to steal tapes from Milan but are forced to adopt a Plan B when the .net starts to close in


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                #8
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                The CUK italian job
                - Criminals attempt to steal tapes from Milan but are forced to adopt a Plan B when the .net starts to close in
                The Troll Wall. All foreigners are sent back to their country, a huge wall is built around Great Britain. Eventually troll finds that there is no crime any longer but the streets are filthy, the houses are collapsing, there is no food to buy, no one is able to lead an airplane, IT companies do not have expertise and fall apart, etc. etc. Great Britain becomes a country of politicians and middle managers who have nothing to manage. Eventually the whole Britain collapses in the ocean and Great Britain becomes the biggest aquatic park of the world. Troll manages to escape to la Costa del Sol to work at a local english breakfast cafe where he keeps muttering to other expats of the days of The Queen and the Empire where trains used to run on time.
                I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                  The CUK italian job
                  - Criminals attempt to steal tapes from Milan but are forced to adopt a Plan B when the .net starts to close in




                  I've just wet myself with laughter.
                  I'm Spartacus.

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                    #10
                    CUKers Embarrassing Hot Tub Accident (http://s225.photobucket.com/albums/d...tubsmiles1.gif)

                    remake of The Original Hot Tub Accident unfortunately I can't take part in this movie for health reasons


                    Chocolate starring SA and Zorba


                    The Cat Fight starring Churchil and SB o BP and SAS

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