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    Oi! I thought of it first

    Pensioner hurled slugs over neighbours' fence

    Can I sue for breech of copyright?
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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    She should have smashed the Windows
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #3
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      She should have smashed the Windows
      The Windows were just trying to protect the fence.

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        #4
        They should have bought a house next to a successful dealer in stolen goods. Good fences make good neighbours.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          Pensioner hurled slugs over neighbours' fence

          Can I sue for breech of copyright?
          Nah, I've used a badminton or tennis, for the real big uns, racket since I were a kid.
          Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
          threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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            #6
            Sorry Xog but my mum was hurling slugs next door back in the 60s. She detested the "poisoned dwarf" who lived next door.

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              #7
              My kids painted snails last year and then lobbed them over the fence.

              Several of them were found again this year.

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                #8
                Originally posted by OrangeHopper View Post
                She detested the "poisoned dwarf" who lived next door.
                Your dad?

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                  #9
                  I think the term is "Poison Dwarf" not Poisoned. they would be dead or at least very ill if poisoned and hence no bother really
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #10
                    I prefer the "Ball of the foot on the tail, rock foot gently forward squeezing the slugs intestines out of its slitting head" method.

                    Black and yellow go together wonderfully.

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