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It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

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    It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7081038.stm

    Pity.


    The UK's top 10 most ridiculous British laws were listed as:


    1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%)

    2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down (7%)

    3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)

    4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned (5%)

    5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter (4%)

    6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%)

    7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen (3.5%)

    8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%)

    9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour (3%)

    10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2%)
    False teeth

    Other bizarre foreign laws voted by those polled included:


    In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk (9%)

    In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%)

    A male doctor in Bahrain can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror (7%)

    In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm (6%)

    It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama (6%)

    In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed (6%)

    Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth (6%)

    In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits (5%)

    In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon (4%)
    Last edited by DimPrawn; 7 November 2007, 12:10.

    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%)
    Oh Dear tm

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      #3
      It is illegal to post on CUK without mentioning house prices or immigration
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%)

        Is that Commons or Lords ?

        If both there must be a fair few illegals in the lords...
        Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon

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          #5
          Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%)
          They chop the head off?

          In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm (6%)
          I have difficulty relieving myself standing up beyond about 10 p.m. anyway. Anything standing up beyond about the 7 p.m. mark is getting into dodgy territory in public IMO.

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            #6
            In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%)
            There you are you see! It will make you blind, and deaf, and dead!!!

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              #7
              sasguru won't be holidaying there in a hurry.

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                #8
                "It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament "

                Try telling that to broon every Wednesday at 12
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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