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My last supper

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    My last supper

    If only I knew then what I know now I would have got a take away.

    Jesus.

    #2
    Apparently Leonardo da Vinci chose to leave out the pile of pizza boxes.
    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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      #3
      Well what do you expect - the food was sh*t.

      Judas Escariot

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        #4
        I'm not paying the bill, I wasn't even there!

        Peter.

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          #5
          and I'm not doing the washing up.....you didn't invite me!!


          Mary
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            #6
            The tight get only brought one bottle of wine, he said he could make it stretch

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              #7
              ooooohhhhhhhhh and a whole loaf of bread.

              You spoil us J
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                #8
                Table for thirteen sir? Do you have a reservation? You do realise that we are particularly busy this evening. Maybe you could come back about 10:30 and have a drink in the bar until your table is ready.

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                  #9
                  I'll pay, I'm flush at the moment

                  Judas Iscariot

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                    #10
                    "Oi Leonardo, get a bloody move on, the food's getting cold!"

                    The Late Great JC.

                    "Where's that bloody waiter, I've not got time to hang around!"

                    Judas Iscariot

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