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BrilloPad
8th November 2007, 07:37
ggrrrrrrr - f**king wimmin - I would be happy if I never saw another one again. Except for the sex.

Are there any tablets to turn me into a sh**tlif**r?

Alternatively, anyone know where I can get some bromne/bromide from?

Churchill
8th November 2007, 07:40
ggrrrrrrr - f**king wimmin - I would be happy if I never saw another one again. Except for the sex.

Are there any tablets to turn me into a sh**tlif**r?

Alternatively, anyone know where I can get some bromne/bromide from?

I hear tell that you're so pig-ugly, you'll never find another woman anyway so I shouldn't be worrying on that score.

BrilloPad
8th November 2007, 07:40
some bird with big jugs just walked past the office window - I feel better now. Will follow her and try to get some piccies. Back in a minute.

BrilloPad
8th November 2007, 07:42
I hear tell that you're so pig-ugly, you'll never find another woman anyway so I shouldn't be worrying on that score.

Apparently if you look wimmin straight in the eye and smile you become six times more attractive. So if I stop thinking about the kicking the gf gave me and smile I might be in with a chance.

Of course I would have to stop looking at their bazookas and look them in the eye as well. Tough one.

Churchill
8th November 2007, 07:43
some bird with big jugs just walked past the office window - I feel better now. Will follow her and try to get some piccies. Back in a minute.

It's called stalking and against the conditions of your bail. Remember what happened last time!

BrilloPad
8th November 2007, 07:47
It's called stalking and against the conditions of your bail. Remember what happened last time!

That only applies within a 50 mile radius of Leeds. Any more of this and I wont share the piccies with you...

Churchill
8th November 2007, 07:49
That only applies within a 50 mile radius of Leeds. Any more of this and I wont share the piccies with you...

Have I ever said that I think what you're doing is admirable?

About those piccies...

Flubster
8th November 2007, 08:03
ggrrrrrrr - f**king wimmin - I would be happy if I never saw another one again.
Have you ever thought it might be you? One bloke can't be that unlucky - sounds more like a design flaw at your end...

SallyAnne
8th November 2007, 08:19
if I stop thinking about the kicking the gf gave me .


Come on then - what did you do? :laugh

Churchill
8th November 2007, 08:24
Come on then - what did you do? :laugh

Lay there like a wuss and took it.

SallyAnne
8th November 2007, 08:31
Lay there like a wuss and took it.

Some men like that :wink

FiveTimes
8th November 2007, 08:33
Apparently if you look wimmin straight in the eye and smile you become six times more attractive. So if I stop thinking about the kicking the gf gave me and smile I might be in with a chance.

Of course I would have to stop looking at their bazookas and look them in the eye as well. Tough one.

Are you a man or a mouse ? Your g/f gave you a kicking.. sort it out man, shorten the chain from the sink. That way she won't be able to get you next time...

SallyAnne
8th November 2007, 08:35
Are you a man or a mouse ? Your g/f gave you a kicking.. sort it out man, shorten the chain from the sink. That way she won't be able to get you next time...

Ahhh leave him alone you lot!!

She's pregnant ain't she Andrew? She's going to be a little insane :D

I'm sure you've all been through it :laugh

Flubster
8th November 2007, 08:40
Ahhh leave him alone you lot!!

She's pregnant ain't she Andrew? She's going to be a little insane :D

I'm sure you've all been through it :laugh
Nope. I treat my wife well all the time and in return she doesn't kick me in the balls.

SallyAnne
8th November 2007, 08:48
Nope. I treat my wife well all the time and in return she doesn't kick me in the balls.

Eh? She kicked him in the balls? Where does it say that - did I read the thread wrong again?....

I thought he meant a verbal kicking. Ball kicking is never acceptable.

Did yous know that a woman is most likely to be murdered when pregnant, by her partner?

FiveTimes
8th November 2007, 08:49
Ahhh leave him alone you lot!!

She's pregnant ain't she Andrew? She's going to be a little insane :D

I'm sure you've all been through it :laugh

Come on SA, we've all been there, just joking with the guy...

I find it too much hassle to argue, and it much easier to let things rid, rather that fight...

Been there with the pregancy phase twice, and boy is it hard... you women don't realise how tricky it is for us men...

cailin maith
8th November 2007, 08:50
ggrrrrrrr - f**king wimmin - I would be happy if I never saw another one again. Except for the sex.

Are there any tablets to turn me into a sh**tlif**r?

Alternatively, anyone know where I can get some bromne/bromide from?

If you think life would be easier with a man..... you'd be sorely mistaken!!

SallyAnne
8th November 2007, 08:51
If you think life would be easier with a man..... you'd be sorely mistaken!!

Quite literally :rollin:

cailin maith
8th November 2007, 08:52
Quite literally :rollin:

:laugh no pun intended!! :o

Moose423956
8th November 2007, 08:56
I think I may be gay. I'm completely carp at relationships involving females.

PS: regarding a) and b)...don't ask.

FiveTimes
8th November 2007, 09:01
I think I may be gay. I'm completely carp at relationships involving females.

PS: regarding a) and b)...don't ask.

Come on Moose, you have brought the subject up, spill the beans

SallyAnne
8th November 2007, 09:03
I've got a friend who isn't camp, but he is a pretty boy. So very atttractive to both sexes - yet he's just rubbish at relationships!!
he's been straight, then was bi for a while, then went full on gay, and now?

Now he's awaiting surgery for the final stages of being turned into a woman, and he's living with a post-surgery trannie too - they're going to be lesbians together!!

FiveTimes
8th November 2007, 09:04
I've got a friend who isn't camp, but he is a pretty boy. So very atttractive to both sexes - yet he's just rubbish at relationships!!
he's been straight, then was bi for a while, then went full on gay, and now?

Now he's awaiting surgery for the final stages of being turned into a woman, and he's living with a post-surgery trannie too - they're going to be lesbians together!!

Seems a little drastic... It sounds like he/she doesn't know what they prefer, but surgery !!

Moose423956
8th November 2007, 09:05
Come on Moose, you have brought the subject up, spill the beans

Nuclear war would be preferable. Let's just say I'm in 2 separate dog-houses. Quite an achievement really.

Money Money Money
8th November 2007, 09:12
Nuclear war would be preferable. Let's just say I'm in 2 separate dog-houses. Quite an achievement really.

Come on Moose, spill.

The only reason half of us come on here is to hear your problems with a), b) & c)....Makes us all feel better about our problems.

:rollin:

SallyAnne
8th November 2007, 09:14
Come on Moose, spill.

The only reason half of us come on here is to hear your problems with a), b) & c)....Makes us all feel better about our problems.

:rollin:

c)?!!! There's a c)?!!!!!! :eek:

FiveTimes
8th November 2007, 09:16
I was thinking that.

Has Moose just open a tin of alphabet soup ?

SallyAnne
8th November 2007, 09:18
I was thinking that.

Has Moose just open a tin of alphabet soup ?

Aplhabetti Spagetti :laugh

Bear
8th November 2007, 09:18
Come on Moose, spill.

The only reason half of us come on here is to hear your problems with a), b) & c)....Makes us all feel better about our problems.

:rollin:

True - He's taken over from El Duder.

Moose423956
8th November 2007, 09:39
There is no c). Honest. Not that I know of anyway.

a) hates me, b) hates me. My kids hate me. The pets hate me. I hate me. Even my car hates me.

DodgyAgent
8th November 2007, 09:43
There is no c). Honest. Not that I know of anyway.

a) hates me, b) hates me. My kids hate me. The pets hate me. I hate me. Even my car hates me.


I hate to kick a man when he is down but we hate you as well

Churchill
8th November 2007, 09:43
There is no c). Honest. Not that I know of anyway.

a) hates me, b) hates me. My kids hate me. The pets hate me. I hate me. Even my car hates me.

Oi Moose!!!

FFS sort yourself out. You appear to be limping from one disastrous relationship to another.

Find some digs, take stock of the situation from afar and then make your decisions.

SallyAnne
8th November 2007, 09:45
Oi Moose!!!

FFS sort yourself out. You appear to be limping from one disastrous relationship to another.

Find some digs, take stock of the situation from afar and then make your decisions.

I couldn't agree more.

Move out ffs!

Get your life back!

Grow some balls and stop pi55ing about man for the love of god!

Moose423956
8th November 2007, 09:46
I hate to kick a man when he is down but we hate you as well

Thanks for that. You second-hand car salesman you!

Churchill
8th November 2007, 09:48
I couldn't agree more.

Yes you could, you're just not trying!

SallyAnne
8th November 2007, 09:49
Yes you could, you're just not trying!

I could probably agree with you more in person :wink


(damn it - that lasted all of 2 weeks this time!!) :spank:

Churchill
8th November 2007, 09:53
I could probably agree with you more in person :wink


(damn it - that lasted all of 2 weeks this time!!) :spank:

:D

I'm irresistible!

SallyAnne
8th November 2007, 09:56
:D

I'm irresistible!

:laugh noddy.

TheFaQQer
8th November 2007, 10:03
There is no c). Honest. Not that I know of anyway.

a) hates me, b) hates me. My kids hate me. The pets hate me. I hate me. Even my car hates me.

LEAVE!

Find some happiness somewhere - if it's not going to happen at home, you owe it to yourself to leave and find something that makes you happy.

Money Money Money
8th November 2007, 10:06
There is no c). Honest. Not that I know of anyway.

a) hates me, b) hates me. My kids hate me. The pets hate me. I hate me. Even my car hates me.


I think you need a c)!

Moose423956
8th November 2007, 10:08
I think you need a c)!

You offering?

DimPrawn
8th November 2007, 10:09
c). We hate you.

WindyAnna
8th November 2007, 10:21
I think you need a c)!

No, no , no! Not time for c) yet!

Move out, build a distance relationship with the kids (how old are they?) and get your head straight!!

tay
8th November 2007, 10:23
noddy.

But I am still your prize noddy right? I dont want that pup usurping me.

Churchill
8th November 2007, 10:42
But I am still your prize noddy right? I dont want that pup usurping me.

Sorry mate, when she's had the best, she ain't coming back!