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    Chan

    If you are going to fall asleep at your PC/Laptop, even for a short while, first remove hands from mouse and keyboard.

    Sorry - should of course be "IT tip" but this keyboard is naff.
    If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

    Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

    #2
    Todays second tip. Invest in a good keyboard.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Rymez2K View Post
      Todays second tip. Invest in a good keyboard.
      Chan

      Agreed.

      Thankfully in this case it's the client's kit, not my own.
      If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

      Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

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        #4
        Originally posted by Chantho View Post
        Chan

        Agreed.

        Thankfully in this case it's the client's kit, not my own.
        Are your eyes and brain the clients too?

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          #5
          Chan

          Tank-top wearer/Roy Cropper alert

          tho
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            Originally posted by Chantho View Post
            Chan

            Agreed.

            Thankfully in this case it's the client's kit, not my own.
            Chan

            Why do you feel the need to say Chan on every post.

            We know who you are, Chan.

            Ciao Chan.

            TaZMaN

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              #7
              Remember Colin Hunt from the fast show?
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                Remember Colin Hunt from the fast show?
                No, but I know Mike Hunt quite well
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  you have a hunt?
                  The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
                    Chan

                    Why do you feel the need to say Chan on every post.

                    We know who you are, Chan.

                    Ciao Chan.

                    TaZMaN
                    I asked that yesterday. It's something to do with Dr Who while not being a Dalek.

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