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What's Your Party Trick ?

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    What's Your Party Trick ?

    Object reading is mine., which really spooks folks out. Dead easy really.
    Cracking knuckles is also a good one (there is a trick to this which looks like you are cracking them, but in fact you are not)
    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

    C.S. Lewis

    #2
    Drinking too much and telling people what I really think of them.

    ...and another thing...I'll tell you when I've had enough etc.

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      #3
      I do object reading as well. Mainly monitors and books.

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        #4
        I object to people reading
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #5
          I can put my foot in my mouth

          .....and not just metophorically speaking!!
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #6
            Whole foot or just for doing the toenails?
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              I can put my foot in my mouth

              .....and not just metophorically speaking!!
              Me too, my foot I mean, not yours. Not that there's anything wrong with yours of course.

              I can count to 1023 on my fingers very quickly.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                Whole foot or just for doing the toenails?
                If my mouth was big enough... whole foot!

                toenails!!
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #9
                  I can count to 1023 on my fingers very quickly.
                  You mean claws....


                  I used to do an Elvis impersonation, but have since discovered I just sounded like a drunk guy mumbling

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                    #10
                    If it's a party full of one-legged dwarfs, I start fights for a laugh.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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