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    Dear Dierdre

    I think I might be homosexual. I have no sexual feelings towards other men. I have never fatasised about a sexual relationship with a male. I dont use male beauty products and I am barely in touch with my female side (I once got happy at the end of Armageddon .. but they saved the entire freaking planet!!!)

    But on Friday I attended the musical 'Grease' with my wife. I started off with a frown and grimace.. but after a disturbingly short period of time I started to enjoy myself, I was soon smiling and tapping my feet. I also caught myself humming the tunes for the rest of the eveing. I now think I am as bent as a crowbar. Am I a gay who just has sexual tendencies towards woman?

    Regards
    Confused in London

    #2
    You have still not come to terms with what happened at the RWC.

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      #3
      You have still not come to terms with what happend at the RWC.
      eh? what RWC?

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        #4
        Originally posted by tay View Post
        eh? what RWC?
        It's a form of post traumatic stress disorder following NZ's exit at the RWC ( Rugby World Cup ). Or have I got the wrong person ?

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          #5
          Originally posted by tay View Post
          I think I might be homosexual. I have no sexual feelings towards other men. I have never fatasised about a sexual relationship with a male. I dont use male beauty products and I am barely in touch with my female side (I once got happy at the end of Armageddon .. but they saved the entire freaking planet!!!)

          But on Friday I attended the musical 'Grease' with my wife. I started off with a frown and grimace.. but after a disturbingly short period of time I started to enjoy myself, I was soon smiling and tapping my feet. I also caught myself humming the tunes for the rest of the eveing. I now think I am as bent as a crowbar. Am I a gay who just has sexual tendencies towards woman?

          Regards
          Confused in London
          Dear Confused,

          Yes you are homosexual. It's because you're a Kiwi and they're all gay.

          HTH.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Dear Confused,

            Yes you are homosexual. It's because you're a Kiwi and they're all gay.

            HTH.
            Thanks I will forward your reply on to the poor guy.

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              #7
              Originally posted by tay View Post
              I think I might be homosexual. I have no sexual feelings towards other men. I have never fatasised about a sexual relationship with a male. I dont use male beauty products and I am barely in touch with my female side (I once got happy at the end of Armageddon .. but they saved the entire freaking planet!!!)

              But on Friday I attended the musical 'Grease' with my wife. I started off with a frown and grimace.. but after a disturbingly short period of time I started to enjoy myself, I was soon smiling and tapping my feet. I also caught myself humming the tunes for the rest of the eveing. I now think I am as bent as a crowbar. Am I a gay who just has sexual tendencies towards woman?

              Regards
              Confused in London
              Do you wear leather and have a moustache? Do your mussic tastes include queen, George Michael and Elton John?

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                #8
                Originally posted by tay View Post
                I think I might be homosexual. I have no sexual feelings towards other men. I have never fatasised about a sexual relationship with a male. I dont use male beauty products and I am barely in touch with my female side (I once got happy at the end of Armageddon .. but they saved the entire freaking planet!!!)

                But on Friday I attended the musical 'Grease' with my wife. I started off with a frown and grimace.. but after a disturbingly short period of time I started to enjoy myself, I was soon smiling and tapping my feet. I also caught myself humming the tunes for the rest of the eveing. I now think I am as bent as a crowbar. Am I a gay who just has sexual tendencies towards woman?

                Regards
                Confused in London
                Confused in London,
                As you don't use male beauty products, sun bebs, short hair and have a full waxing, I would say that you are just a touch camp, but not a full blown woofter.

                Regards

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Is it ok to just like Queen...
                  No. You are a shirtlifter. I recomend 6 vindaloo curries in quick succession. Teach you what your bottom is for...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Dear Confused,

                    Yes you are homosexual. It's because you're a Kiwi and they're all gay.

                    HTH.
                    That must not be so practical for a rugby team.
                    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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