Driving down the M40

[EternalOptimist]

Driving down the M40 last night, on my way to rented accomodation, I was musing a little on my weekend and the fact that I hadnt looked at CUK muchly. A dark coloured estate pulled in front of me and I noticed the reg.
109 ATW.
I pulled over slightly to get directly behind, flipped up the safety cover with my right thumb, lined up the cross hairs then pressed the firing button hard. The twin brownings chattered loudly in my ears and the empty cases flew off into the night. The tracer arced lazily over the target, I took my finger off the firing button, must conserve ammo. Must aim off for range.
The enemy was alert now, he knew I was in his 6 c'clock, increased speed in a futile attempt to escape. I accelerated and side slipped into the fast lane, lined him up in my sights, aimed low and fired.
The thick oily smoke began to trail from his engine as the tracers struck home and I could see him frantically trying to open his canopy. Sorry my friend, for you the war is over, in the corner of a foreign field.

hey ho,
should I have a swig of my orange, or tune in to 'a week in Westminster' ?

The things you do to while away an idle minute whilst driving down the M40

[shaunbhoy]

Driving down the M40 last night, on my way to rented accomodation, I was musing a little on my weekend and the fact that I hadnt looked at CUK muchly. A dark coloured estate pulled in front of me and I noticed the reg.
109 ATW.
I pulled over slightly to get directly behind, flipped up the safety cover with my right thumb, lined up the cross hairs then pressed the firing button hard. The twin brownings chattered loudly in my ears and the empty cases flew off into the night. The tracer arced lazily over the target, I took my finger off the firing button, must conserve ammo. Must aim off for range.
The enemy was alert now, he knew I was in his 6 c'clock, increased speed in a futile attempt to escape. I accelerated and side slipped into the fast lane, lined him up in my sights, aimed low and fired.
The thick oily smoke began to trail from his engine as the tracers struck home and I could see him frantically trying to open his canopy. Sorry my friend, for you the war is over, in the corner of a foreign field.

hey ho,
should I have a swig of my orange, or tune in to 'a week in Westminster' ?

The things you do to while away an idle minute whilst driving down the M40

Well you must have only winged the gormless muppet, for he is back on here again today assaulting us all with his witless gibbering. Next week try something a bit more heavy duty, or at least call in an Air Strike FFS!!

[chef]

i think it's all a con and that AtW is actually not a russki IT geek with an unusual adoration for squirrels but is in fact a lonely but very highly respected financier who talks with a silver spoon..

.. possibly

[sasguru]

i think it's all a con and that AtW is actually not a russki IT geek with an unusual adoration for squirrels but is in fact a lonely but very highly respected financier who talks with a silver spoon..

.. possibly

I am atw. The character amuses me sometimes ...

[AtW]

I have different private registration on my car, it reminds me that on one hand I can make silly mistakes too, and on another hand whatever I am going through is better than what I had back then. You will never guess the reg, here is a hint for you: *4 ***, all *'s are letters

[Spacecadet]

I have different private registration on my car, it reminds me that on one hand I can make silly mistakes too, and on another hand whatever I am going through is better than what I had back then. You will never guess the reg, here is a hint for you: *4 ***, all *'s are letters

are they W N K and R?

[AtW]

are they W N K and R?

No. Next...

[shaunbhoy]

You will never guess the reg, here is a hint for you: *4 ***, all *'s are letters

P, N, S, and Y?

[wobbegong]

I have different private registration on my car, it reminds me that on one hand I can make silly mistakes too, and on another hand whatever I am going through is better than what I had back then. You will never guess the reg, here is a hint for you: *4 ***, all *'s are letters

B4 SKA

[DodgyAgent]

I have different private registration on my car, it reminds me that on one hand I can make silly mistakes too, and on another hand whatever I am going through is better than what I had back then. You will never guess the reg, here is a hint for you: *4 ***, all *'s are letters

So you can do it with either hand then AtW?