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    What's happened to Pot Noodles? They've taken out all the E numbers and tulip and they taste revolting now.

    #2
    They are not healthy so I stopped eating them for Lunch...

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      #3
      Light Relief?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
        Light Relief?
        According to some regulars, a Pot Noodle is followed by that, yes.

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          #5
          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          According to some regulars, a Pot Noodle is followed by that, yes.
          I was acutely aware I was setting myself up for such a remark.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
            I was acutely aware I was setting myself up for such a remark.
            I know - but somebody had to do it.

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              #7
              Goethe 1810

              Let's Drink.

              We're gathered together to sing and rejoice,
              My Brothers! Ergo bibamus!
              Let's raise our glasses and stop idle talk and
              Remember: Ergo bibamus!
              The motto is old and tested through time
              It fits the occasion whatever the kind
              The echo sounds forth from so festive a place,
              A glorious Ergo bibamus!

              I just saw my lovely beloved and thought
              What else but: Ergo bibamus!
              But when I approached her she turned me away.
              Consoled myself quickly: Bibamus!
              And when you make up and finally kiss
              Or when you sore miss the hug and the kiss
              Just stay with the motto, the best that there is:
              Console yourself: Ergo bibamus!

              I need to move on and to bid you good bye;
              My brothers: Ergo bibamus.
              I leave you behind with a cheerful farewell;
              So once again: Ergo bibamus!
              May miserly scrooges pinch pennies and save,
              The cheerful at heart always finds what he needs,
              He just borrows from someone who's just like himself,
              My brothers: Ergo bibamus.

              And what do we say to a day like today?
              I think we'll say: Ergo bibamus!
              The day is unique, a day like today;
              Again and again then: Bibamus!
              It's JOY that unlocks and opens each door.
              The clouds glisten bright and the fog shrouds no more.
              An image takes shape, it is small but divine;
              Let's sing and rejoice and: Bibamus!

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