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    Thought for the day

    I was on an airplane a couple of years ago and when were taking off I saw in the window from far away a line of smoke moving towards us, it looked just like surface-to-air missile going right for our engines

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    The fooker missed.

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      #3
      I lost the radar lock sorry
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #4
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        I lost the radar lock sorry
        Try again in a couple of weeks.

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          #5
          How is that a thought for the day?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
            How is that a thought for the day?

            He missed a word. It's "Retard thought of the day".
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              He missed a word. It's "Retard thought of the day".
              That would be one word missing and one changed "for" to "of"

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                #8
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                That would be one word missing and one changed "for" to "of"
                poned...
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                  #9
                  Is it possible that bulltulip can repel missiles?

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