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50,000 immigrants have arrived in Northern England

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    50,000 immigrants have arrived in Northern England

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7094001.stm

    No doubt, when conditions in their own lands improve, they'll just fly home, after eating our food and shagging our birds.

    #2
    According to the BBC, we're all now too busy abusing alcohol to worry about immigrants, house prices, Labour etc.

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      #3
      According to an earlier post, most of us are unaware that the north of England is in England.

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        #4
        Conveniences

        Will they know that copulation kiosks (pub toilets) are required for Northern Birds?

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          #5
          We consider all southerners himigrants

          HTH
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            I think a few feathers will be ruffled by this one.

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              #7
              Himigrants?

              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              We consider all southerners himigrants

              HTH
              Foreign Connoisseurs?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Damp Cave View Post
                Connoisseurs?
                I like this word. You gotto give the French credit - they might eat frogs and they might surrender at the first shot, but they sure do have very nice sounding language.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  I like this word. You gotto give the French credit - they might eat frogs and they might surrender at the first shot, but they sure do have very nice sounding language.
                  Quelle fromage!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    You gotto give the French credit
                    Indeed, The French are always there when they need us.

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